BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 so me and my girl went out tonight to a cocktail bar in wimbledon village - it was sort of a work's do for my girlfriend's work and i was dragged along not particularly wanting to be there....in the end i drank a shit load of mojitos, had a good time and ended up dancing to old school rave tunes. she drank lots of red wine. i've just had to literally drag her out of a taxi coz she got completely fucking pissed out of her mind and couldn't even walk. i dragged her up to our apartment where she was subsequently sick, with only a small part of the sick ending up in the toilet. i've now cleaned up the sick on the hall carpet and managed to man-handle her into bed, remove most of her clothes and maneuver her into the recovery position to sleep it off. i've come into the living room to try and sort my head out as i'm pretty fucking pissed as well. i've got a spliff on and luckily enough, Jaws is on TV. so i'm watching that and hoping Helen doesn't have some kind of alcohol induced schizoid embolism. WOMEN. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Ah, Love. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 envmod Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 women be drinkin' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 fucking well envmod. Quint off Jaws is brilliant. i'd better go and check Helen's not swallowed her tongue.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yall didn't sing "just a friend" on the way home? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote "anti shark cage?....... you go in the cage?..... cage goes in the water. shark's in the water. our shark. he he he......farewell and ado to you fair spanish ladies........." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 YR GIRLFRIEND GONN GET RAPED Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 i might just have a wank into her knickers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 BCM said: i might just have a wank into her knickers lol Just count yourself lucky she wasn't being obstinate at the same time. For a while I dated a chick that would get drunk like this but she'd also try to fight me when I'd try to keep her from bumping into things or fighting people or puking all over everything. Of course, she wouldn't remember a thing the next day. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 BCM said: so me and my girl... So that's where you've been. takeshi said: BCM said: i might just have a wank into her knickers lol Just count yourself lucky she wasn't being obstinate at the same time. For a while I dated a chick that would get drunk like this but she'd also try to fight me when I'd try to keep her from bumping into things or fighting people or puking all over everything. Of course, she wouldn't remember a thing the next day. Was her name Tara? I think we dated the same woman. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) yeah, she was being ok really.... a bit emotional.... two cabs refused to pick us up coz she was lying flat out on the pavement... they were like: "is she with you?" "er, yeah....sorry..." *cab drives off* so i had to manipulate her into a standing position and kind of hail a cab whilst making sure she didn't collapse. i eventually got her into one and she wouldn't sit on the seat, instead just crumpling up on the floor of the cab with her head on the seat. a number of times the cab braked suddenly and she was thrown violently forward and hit her head quite hard. i feel a bit guilty about this to be honest. Edited May 31, 2009 by BCM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Next time, ask her to bring a wheel barrel if she plans on drinking. Edited May 31, 2009 by Braintree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 envmod Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Jaws is FUCKING BRILLIANT. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 so's ENVMOD Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Less Rohypnol next time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Gary C said: Less Rohypnol, more envmod Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1053957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yeah, rohypnol....... you only need a drop of that stuff Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 go for the butthole. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 COHF Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I HOPE YOU NAILED HER IN HER PASSED OUT STATE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 sneaksta303 said: so's ENVMOD Shut up Sneaksta. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 watching jaws backwards is a movie about a shark that continues to throw up people until they open a beach Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I had this in the week, it's quite annoying. Once when it happened my girlfriend was throwing up in the toilet and the seat fell down and smashed her in the face, it was hilarious! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46124-i-went-out-tonight-with-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1054120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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