i went out tonight with my girlfriend

  chax said:

watching jaws backwards is a movie about a shark that continues to throw up people until they open a beach

lol, well put

  BCM said:

Jaws is FUCKING BRILLIANT.

best movie ever made.

"Marlin, stingray....bit right through this piano wire? Now you tell me my business again."

"Quint that doesn't prove a damn thing."

"Well it proves one thing Mr. Hooper, that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong."

"it's a twenty footer..."

"twenty five - three tonnes of him"

btw it's 2pm i the afternoon and she's just woken up lol. she's OK now though. she's making beans on toast with marmite. yes with marmite.

2 pm? have the clocks changed?

Post a photo of her.

  Braintree said:

Was her name Tara? I think we dated the same woman.

Ah man, yeah I've had that done to me a few times, I can pick em lol. Tell her next time you're out that if shes drinking then she musnt get paraletic and that if she does you will smash her in the face and leave her for good. This is also a great test to see if they love you.

JAWS is fucking epic, no denying.

i could easily go Lebowski on Jaws.

"Take this stuff back to the office and get to work on those signs. 'Beaches Closed - No Swimming. By order of the Amity PD'. Let Polly do the printing."

"What's a matter with my printing."

"Let Polly do the printing."

  Rubin Farr said:

go for the butthole.

this.

  chax said:

watching jaws backwards is a movie about a shark that continues to throw up people until they open a beach

fuckin L-O-L

  A/D said:

  Braintree said:

Was her name Tara? I think we dated the same woman.

  chax said:

watching jaws backwards is a movie about a shark that continues to throw up people until they open a beach

kurt vonnegut.

fuckin lol