Fred McGriff Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I went to the zoo this weekend and was checking out some squirrel monkeys doing some pretty cool shit and then back in the bushes i see this fucked up alien looking thing pacing back and forth and then it emerges in full giant anteater glory with the coolest fur and the general look of not taking shit from anything on its face i love the pattern in their fur these guys got going on, that sort of triangular dark patch coming up from the neck. that is just slick. this anteater was trotting around very confidently. i was taken aback by how friggin huge it was. it was the size of a large dog. i instantly wanted to have one of my own. they friggin eat ants. god they are so friggin cool. i want to know what it's like to snuggle one, if they would allow that or not. i wonder if one could injure me somehow. then it occured to me that anteaters must have babies. holy shit, anteater babies. more anteaters: anteaters. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 would an ant eater beat a sloth in a fight? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 thread = 5 stars :laughing: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 apparently you can have them as pets because they are very tame. maybe one day i'll have one. probably not a giant anteater but a smaller species. it takes a lot of work but it might be rewarding for both me and the anteater. you have to make them ant oatmeal or something. how cool would it be to take one out into the woods to forage for ants together. together we would eat all the ants in the forest. i am an anteater. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yeah they aight Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Holy shit. EDIT: On Saturday I went to the zoo. The monkey area had an anteater. I didn't even see him. :turned: Edited June 1, 2009 by Q27 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 they have cool little ears... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 A friend of mine worked at the berlin zoo for a couple months taking care of the new baby anteater Adolpho. Adolpho apparently had claws like fucking razors, as my friend would need a new uniform each day. He was only about the size of a cat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I saw some clips of adolpho on youtube. man i cant stop thinking about anteaters. oh and apparently a zookeeper has been killed by an anteater before, those claws are vicious. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 anteaters are probably in my top3 of animals Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 no way! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I don't understand how anteaters evolved. It's like hey, let's subsist off of something smaller and less common than grass. Same thing with baleen whales and krill, except baleen seems a lot more efficient than having a straw attached to your face. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 keltoi said: i love his cute little chin... just asking to be tickled and cupped. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 My top 3 animals are, currently: Giant tortoises Slow lorises (lorisi?) and now, Anteaters...although I'd prefer it if they had an adjective before their name, but seeing as the whole name is a description, I'll let them off. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 giant anteater? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 did you know they shit caviar? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) good point. hurray - problem solved. edit: re:keltoi, not the caviar-shitting thing Edited June 1, 2009 by Stoppit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 lumpenprol said: I don't understand how anteaters evolved. It's like hey, let's subsist off of something smaller and less common than grass. Same thing with baleen whales and krill, except baleen seems a lot more efficient than having a straw attached to your face. god made them in 1874 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 LOL fred that was an excellent read and I agree with you 100%. also this is probably the best picture I've ever seen: Quote Its even better than your Penis Fred banner. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Anteaters and sloths are very closely related species I might add. And armadillos too. Superorder Xenarthra (kinda IDM sounding). https://www.msu.edu/~nixonjos/armadillo/xenarthrans.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1054710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 also, dont forget the mighty pangolin: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1055396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 a thread about anteaters should reach 2 pages Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1055529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 not on my watch Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46142-anteaters/#findComment-1055530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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