enormous turd NSFW

Fucking LOL, is that yours?

Microwave it for 30 seconds, then smear it all over your face.

youre gonna need a chainsaw for that one!

Jesus Christ

Look at the taper on the end of that bad bwoy. What a satisfying pinch it must have been.

I bet it was painful as hell... look at how dry it is! Constipation galore

that just looks like the worst morning evar.

wow thats a big turd, but i dont reckon i would have any kind of urge to pick it up

why not?

  David R James said:

wow thats a big turd, but i dont reckon i would have any kind of urge to pick it up

my first thoughts.

and second thoughts.

and I'm still thinking that now.

http://www.efukt.com/20476_She_Shits_Bigge...John_Candy.html

EXTREMELY NSFW

edit: Bigger, Harder, Faster........Stronger.

it's definitely bigger than the average penis

looks like a healthy specimen

put it back!

so one question, who is the coprophliac who decided to take it out the toilet with their bare hands? forgive me if someone already inquired to why someone has not only taken a picture of their own shit but is holding in mid air with an ungloved hand.

  chenGOD said:

  David R James said:

wow thats a big turd, but i dont reckon i would have any kind of urge to pick it up

 

my first thoughts.

and second thoughts.

and I'm still thinking that now.

whoops i guess someone else was wondering the same thing i was !

i don't know about you guys, but it's pretty standard procedure for me to get a good feel of each turd before i flush them into oblivion. it's the least you could do, amirite?

Anyone see the little bit of shit caught on the toilet seat at the back lol.

This reminds me of something that happened in grade school.

Someone took a dump and didn't flush and our teacher found the turd and took the effort to take it out of the bowl and show it to the whole class because it was so enormous.

This memory came back to me a few days ago and it reminded me of WATMM, then I forgot about it again and then WATMM reminded me of it.

It's like some sort of shit related Mobius loop.

I'm surprised there's no blood in the water below...

also, LOL @ back seat stain

firstly i am amazed by shear the size of that turd.

then i think ew put that down you sick bastard.

i notice how it seems to have put up a struggle on exit, grabbed onto the seat and clawed it's way down the bowl.

lastly i see the tide line of wet/dry showing that less than half of it had been submerged.

absolutely fuckin A1 brilliant pic!

i remember finding a turd like this in a urinal in fourth grade. i flushed it just to see what would happen and it went under but then breached the surface like the red october and flew up out of the urinal and onto the floor. typhoon class turd.

Remember to wash your hands.

i'm also reminded....

age 14 round at my mates i hear his dad suddenly yelling from the bathroom next door 'AAARRRGGHHH JESUS!!! WHOSE IS THE MASSIVE DEED SOLDIER?!' my pal giggled uncontrollably and the whole household was summoned for a look.

his dad had to get a big knife and chop up the shite into flushable chunks.

so to me, ever since, a long unflushed shite turning the water cloudy brown is known as a 'deed soldier' (west central scottish accent essential)