Solo Strike Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Did anyone ever have that one friend who's house you'd go round, and no matter what, your friends shits were always massive and you would be really uncomfortable using their toilet? Because their shit would always be there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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takeshi Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 keltoi said: firstly i am amazed by shear the size of that turd. then i think ew put that down you sick bastard. i notice how it seems to have put up a struggle on exit, grabbed onto the seat and clawed it's way down the bowl. lastly i see the tide line of wet/dry showing that less than half of it had been submerged. absolutely fuckin A1 brilliant pic! fucking lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 so do gays/porn stars have bigger shits? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Science says yes... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 jesus h. lol @ picking the turd up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 looks perfect for an alaskan pipeline. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 That's not your poo, Alzado! Looks like a giant mouse turd. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 why the fuck would you pick up your turd no matter how big it is??? atleast use a plastic bag or something gross Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 dude you could take that thing in the carpool lane Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1056971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 takeshi said: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm calling fake, its way too big and for some reason it looks really fake looking, not like real poo like I doubt a shit that big would hold together unless you have a regular intake of cement or something. Also the picking it up thing, and the smears on the toilet look kinda fake, unless you're a complete retard you aren't going to sit on the rim with half of it covering your ass hole and just shit down the side like that. That being said, Alzado if thats a real turd I sincerely apologize but rather I commend you for being able to produce the most seemingly fake turd ever. That could be a very interesting skill. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 If feces are NSFW where you work then call your boss a faggot to his face Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 it looks like he picked up that turd, used it as pencil and drawed some shit stains at the back of the seat and then took a picture of it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 thehauntingsoul said: I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Braintree said: thehauntingsoul said: I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. and then your brother filled a condom with them, froze it, and then used it to..you know...? ::slow, hopeful fap:: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 anybody have a really stretchy foreskin? that pooh is aching to be docked Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 thehauntingsoul said: I'm calling fake, its way too big and for some reason it looks really fake looking, not like real poo like I doubt a shit that big would hold together unless you have a regular intake of cement or something. Also the picking it up thing, and the smears on the toilet look kinda fake, unless you're a complete retard you aren't going to sit on the rim with half of it covering your ass hole and just shit down the side like that. That being said, Alzado if thats a real turd I sincerely apologize but rather I commend you for being able to produce the most seemingly fake turd ever. That could be a very interesting skill. Actually, my daughter had bouts of chronic constipation when she was younger, and her shits were just like that (looks like it was packed together, real dry but with a wet sheen coating the surface, and a pinched tip. I say it's real, and as for the seat stain, that's caused by people leaning forward against their knees when they shit, causing their asshole to angle up and the turds scrape the seat. thanks robert moses said: Braintree said: thehauntingsoul said: I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. and then your brother filled a condom with them, froze it, and then used it to..you know...? ::slow, hopeful fap:: Nah, they froze them and made poo daggers out of them, y'know, for survival in the arctic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Now that shit stain is where he lifted it out of the bowl lengthways and it was too long to fit through the hole of the seat and scraped a little. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 FUcKInG INCreDIBle Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1057758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 bump Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1059889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Pilcat Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 (edited) *faptown edit: ive seen this pic before, it is not alzado's. ...lol Edited June 8, 2009 by Pilcat Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1059894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yegg instantly killed my eyes! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46228-enormous-turd-nsfw/page/2/#findComment-1059905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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