my friend and i just knocked over a traffic light

  Bubba69 said:

  nme said:

yea portland sucks

I thought he said New England?

  nme said:

oh, he said something about portland

His friend was just in from Portland, Oregon.

There is Portland, Maine too, which is in New England. Just to confuse things more.

  OneToThirtySix said:

Is this an ordinary, run-of-the-mill streetlight?  Like the kind that don't come down unless somebody hits it with a large vehicle?  Why would something like that just fall over when somebody tries to climb it?

it was a piece of shit and my friend says that there was already a huge crack in it. his stepdad/lawyer says this isn't a felony because there was no intent to do harm

  zazen said:

  Fred McGriff said:

was expecting more high speed chases, strippers, and drunk driving. but you guys eased the stoplight to its final resting point and breast fed it till the police came.

sorry

  scones to die for said:

  Bubba69 said:

  nme said:

yea portland sucks

I thought he said New England?

  nme said:

oh, he said something about portland

His friend was just in from Portland, Oregon.

 

There is Portland, Maine too, which is in New England. Just to confuse things more.

right, he's from portland oregon, i'm from vermont

edit: we're both from vermont, he came to visit from portland oregon where he has lived for the past year