I injected my knee with 120ccs of feces

  abusivegeorge said:

120CC will barely run a moped. 120cc is 120ml, just different capatical structures and names.

 

They just used cc's coz it rhymes with faeces.

Weight is not equatable to amount, 120ml of liquid iron is going to weigh much more than water.

  kanarie said:

  Iain C said:

But the man processed (liquified) his turds before drawing them into the syringe, probably altering the air/bacteria balance and the density of the feces.

 

so it might be close to 120 grams. Or even exactly, if he'd mixed some other heavier stuff in the "cocktail". Will we ever know?

Well, let's not forget that there's a good deal of gas in your turds. I hypothesise that this is what makes some turds floatier than others. Liquidising/blending it would surely remove the gas and increase the overall density/weight of the feces.

What the fuck, how did this thread turn into this lol.

that's really gotta hurt, regardless