interesting careers

well it looks like the chances are that im gonna get booted out of uni for all this getting arrested business, so im gonna go back and work my arse off at redoing my a-levels to get decent grades and look for a new career path.

i was just wondering if you guys could throw down some interesting careers, cos im a little short on ideas tbh. i dont care how much money you make doing it, i just want to do something in life that doesnt bore and irritate me.

bearing in mind that i now cant work with minors too.

get into paedophilia

he'd have to front, you can't just "get into it" and be prophitable. become a teacher or a priest

landscape architect.

I don't know what the job market is like where you live, but it sucks here. A good strategy might be to get on with a temp/staffing agency. Then you don't have to stay anywhere too long.

PM Fred

become a pastor and tour the "big tent" mega churches in the southern US. you'll sound so sophisticated and charming

brewmaster

sommelier

fucking hate temp agencies

apiarist

trappist

temp teacher. those guys get serious time off and well paid when they do work.

web developer. fun.

project manager. tell other people what to do and when.

i cant be a teacher, thats why my university course is bound to fall through. with a serious criminal conviction you cant work with anyone under 18.

that's Blue Peter presenter out the window, then...

lol

became a secret agent

a lumberjack

videogame tester

Squirrel

(music) reviewer

fuck it(er)

hardline muslim cleric

arsonist

hitman

serial rapist

Web development is probably the easiest.

Learn java or something.

mexican wrestler