interesting careers

high ranking scientologist

hobo

gentleman of leisure.

you will need driving gloves though.

can you stay hard in front of a room full of people?

i hear internet forum moderators make a decent salary

chef

edit: nm forgot about the dr oetker thing

Tight rope walker

pizza taste tester

DEBT MANAGEMENT!

It's serious business

world rim walker

neighbourhood vigilante

drug dealer?

zing?

nah.

you could be a for-adults-only dentist?

freelance astronaut

Forensic Scientist

Edit: Also, prison warden

analrapist

Cook/bartender

notorious international thief

vice president for a reputable biscuit company

trance music producer

official Wilt Chamberlain look-alike.

air-traffic controller

welder

carpentry

shellfish farming

lighthouse operator on northern coasts of Siberia

Why don't you answer to messiaen seriously when you know he needs serious help from you, WATMM? Despite my little knowing of messiaen, I think the wisest direction he could take in his career is opening his own hipster boutique.

underwater welder

they make good money, you learn how to dive, and you weld in the ocean. sounds more than interesting. sounds fucking badass.

web development is NOT fun, don't let them lie to you.

what you should do is choose from one of the following choices:

bail bondsman

repo man

bounty hunter

private security

do NOT work at a call centre or some other bullshit. just get out there and start tearing up the world