Biggest anti-climax experiences

This thread is a let-down.

  lumpenprol said:

aging is pretty fucking anti-climactic

yeah man so are denouements

i hear you up your butt stupid hard when you cum

yea I hate aging. My sleeping patterns suck so bad now that im older. I use to be able to sleep 10 -12 (if needed) hours straight thru no wake ups in between. Now i cant help but wake up a couple times, but the most fucked up part is the waking up feels completely natural. I AM CHANGING!!! I need a god to pray to.

  AOOproductions said:

I need a god to pray to.

setting yourself up for another anti-climax

  Pilcat said:

  AOOproductions said:

I need a god to pray to.

setting yourself up for another anti-climax

lol

  Yegg said:

Wait, how do you decide when the sex is over if you don't ejaculate?

this happened to me a lot with what was the hottest girl i've ever been with

i think it was just spending a lot of time fantasizing about the moment and when it happened it never felt like real life. almost like i was watching from across the room. the only time i came with her was during post-sex spooning. we just sort of laid there, genitals connected, and i just randomly came in her, like i felt zero warning, just ninja came, shoved her hard off the bed, she WTF'd and then ran to the bathroom.

  Adjective said:

  Yegg said:

Wait, how do you decide when the sex is over if you don't ejaculate?

 

this happened to me a lot with what was the hottest girl i've ever been with

i think it was just spending a lot of time fantasizing about the moment and when it happened it never felt like real life. almost like i was watching from across the room. the only time i came with her was during post-sex spooning. we just sort of laid there, genitals connected, and i just randomly came in her, like i felt zero warning, just ninja came, shoved her hard off the bed, she WTF'd and then ran to the bathroom.

I think you peed in her.

  Glass Plate said:

  Adjective said:

  Yegg said:

Wait, how do you decide when the sex is over if you don't ejaculate?

 

this happened to me a lot with what was the hottest girl i've ever been with

i think it was just spending a lot of time fantasizing about the moment and when it happened it never felt like real life. almost like i was watching from across the room. the only time i came with her was during post-sex spooning. we just sort of laid there, genitals connected, and i just randomly came in her, like i felt zero warning, just ninja came, shoved her hard off the bed, she WTF'd and then ran to the bathroom.

 

I think you peed in her.

that would be awesome

it's time for some real man talk. i reckon you might not feel comfortable enough with these females to do something as intimate as shedding penis tears. you could try normal crying during sex, then if she comforts you rather than leaving/telling you to leave, you'll feel loved enough to cum.

  Adjective said:

  Yegg said:

Wait, how do you decide when the sex is over if you don't ejaculate?

 

this happened to me a lot with what was the hottest girl i've ever been with

i think it was just spending a lot of time fantasizing about the moment and when it happened it never felt like real life. almost like i was watching from across the room. the only time i came with her was during post-sex spooning. we just sort of laid there, genitals connected, and i just randomly came in her, like i felt zero warning, just ninja came, shoved her hard off the bed, she WTF'd and then ran to the bathroom.

lol

edit: never mind

fuck you guys

Way too easy

my pal had trouble getting a bricky with his girl and never came with her in like 6 years...

he realised he was gay about 6 years ago now and has had no trouble coming since

i've always found it strange that someone could go 6 years without realizing he was gay...is it just denial or did he really not know? I've been finding myself kind of burnt out on girls lately...would be hilarious if somehow worked the heterosexuality out of my system through relentless whoring, and ended up a poof

when i cum it just kinda leaks out the bottom of my sack so i dont like to cum during sex i prefer just to say ok thanks when i've had enough. one time i got a boner during sex which hurt because i was thrusting around trying to pee and then the boner happened

this guy's not a very sexual human being either way really. i think he thinks it's all quite pointless and disgusting, and he's got plenty things he'd rather be doing.

  keltoi said:

he thinks it's all quite pointless and disgusting,

that is pretty gay, though

  keltoi said:

my pal had trouble getting a bricky with his girl and never came with her in like 6 years...

 

he realised he was gay about 6 years ago now and has had no trouble coming since

I'm going to assume (based on some of the PMs he's sent me) that Joshier has a surface-level pathological fear of homosexuality so I think you might be on to something...

Lol, double post.

  Iain C said:

  keltoi said:

my pal had trouble getting a bricky with his girl and never came with her in like 6 years...

 

he realised he was gay about 6 years ago now and has had no trouble coming since

 

I'm going to assume (based on some of the PMs he's sent me) that Joshier has a surface-level pathological fear of homosexuality so I think you might be on to something...

ah he's the guy whose threads are inspired by the latest jeremy kyle show?

I'll go the other way. Sometimes Im with a girl and we have fun and do all kinds of stuff and she wants me to fuck her so bad and I start fucking her and its over way too fast

that's not the idm way marf

i had something in my butt and only came quite hard

Not being able to cum must really suck because not only can you not cum but also you probably have a bunch of psychological issues

  Coalbucket PI said:

Not being able to cum must really suck because not only can you not cum but also you probably have a bunch of psychological issues

Surely not Joshier!