Michael Jackson is dead.

News 24 says he's in a coma, fuck knows

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i wonder who else nose about this one

too soon

im gonna go to sleep and see if his dead or alive tomorrow

boy oh boy, cant wait to see what it'll be!

CNN said he burst into flames.

If Michael Jackson's wee-wee touches a human being under 18, it may cure him from his heart attack!

mayebe he watched transformesr 2 and it put him in a coma

because it was so bad

so bad that he suffered a fatal cardiac arrest

and put him in a coma

michael jackson, cardiac arrest. transformers 2

heard it here first

  Obel said:

CNN said he burst into flames.

i wonder what sound he made

Hopefully Liz Taylor is ok.

  Obel said:

CNN said he burst into flames.

lol

  BCM said:

"blanket!"

michael jackson is so kodachrome, man.

I will always remember Michael Jackson as a person that I was aware of.

Look at me, I'm getting all emotional, goddammit

TMZ is reporting that ET has revived Michael Jackson and returned him to his 1982 self.

Fox News say he turned into a car. I just don't know who to believe right now.

who put MJ on their dead pool?

His heart just couldn't beat it!

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OMG - where the fuck is THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON???

He's in a coma? Fuck that, kill his ass, lets end the suspense alrready

He should change his name to THAT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON

I have no words.

  mcbpete said:

The whole internet appears to have 'sploded. Has Michael Jackson managed to bring down the internet and start the rise of Skynet ?

for serious -- what.cd's tracker just tanked, and i can't sign onto aim.

i was thinking when i read about someone administering CPR on him, they'd pinch his nose and it would just crumble into dust

  doorjamb said:

I have no words.

Except those three?