fapping to Victoria's Secret catalogs (NSFW)

marissa miller is like the milf of all the vs models

Hell yeah VS catalog fap, old school fapping is the balls.

can someone post that cop seen from behind fapping at his computer, I think encey did that one ?

*faps to Yasmin Ghauri*

lol

i'm ready to tear open a beer and drink to old school faps.

  lumpenprol said:

yeah, i feel really sad that young people these days will have instant access to the most extreme porn imaginable. It must be having a huge impact on human sexuality.

Young people in general. Can you imagine a 14 year-old boy coming across goatse? Or a 14 year-old girl coming across a bukkake vid?

I mean I know, I know...parenting and shit. But it's not possible to control everything your kids see, and somethings you just can't explain away.

"well you see johnny, that man likes having his ass spread open wide enough to drive a fire truck through. Yes he's a giant freak, no you shouldn't try it."

"Why?"

"because it's wrong dammit."

"Why is it wrong?"

"Because gay is fail"

"Why iz gay fail?"

"because then people want to marry horses"

and on and on...

same thing for little Suzie.

"mom, why are there 200 guys shooting jizz on that girl's face?"

"because she gets paid to do that."

"can i do that when I grow up?"

"no sweetie, you're better than a cum dump"

and on and on...

But yeah tip one out for old school fapping...

  Godwin Austen said:

:omg:

the guy who was up for the transfer got busted for hording victorias secret catalogs!!

seriously though, picking up the mail as a kid and sneaking the victorias secret catalog to fap to later. good times.

  Charles Nelson Reilly said:

seriously though, picking up the mail as a kid and sneaking the victorias secret catalog to fap to later. good times.

and hiding them in your stack of sports illustrated? that was my spot

  chenGOD said:

  lumpenprol said:

yeah, i feel really sad that young people these days will have instant access to the most extreme porn imaginable. It must be having a huge impact on human sexuality.

Young people in general. Can you imagine a 14 year-old boy coming across goatse? Or a 14 year-old girl coming across a bukkake vid?

I mean I know, I know...parenting and shit. But it's not possible to control everything your kids see, and somethings you just can't explain away.

 

"well you see johnny, that man likes having his ass spread open wide enough to drive a fire truck through. Yes he's a giant freak, no you shouldn't try it."

"Why?"

"because it's wrong dammit."

"Why is it wrong?"

"Because gay is fail"

"Why iz gay fail?"

"because then people want to marry horses"

and on and on...

 

same thing for little Suzie.

"mom, why are there 200 guys shooting jizz on that girl's face?"

"because she gets paid to do that."

"can i do that when I grow up?"

"no sweetie, you're better than a cum dump"

and on and on...

 

But yeah tip one out for old school fapping...

seriously...when i first started fapping, i did it to a pack of nudie playing cards with tiny images on them. I would see how many cards I could get through before coming, would often wank for over an hour letting my imagination fill out those little pictures...interestingly about 60% of them were Asian chicks and I ended up in China...if that doesn't show the influence of early sexual stimuli on a person I don't know what does...on the other hand the connection is never that clear cut; sometimes overexposure makes you more reluctant or withdrawn...I've met some folks who have seen everything online but seem tentative about experiencing things in reality...

don't think she was ever in victorias secret but angie everhart always activated wang

That one brown-haired chick with angled, dark eyebrows (I know, very helpful description) has the longest polished desert of a torso ever. :heart:

All it takes to return to VS-fapping innocence is just a bit of a break from the tentacle slimegag sites. A week or so without any of that, and you get a boner at the sight of an old lady's flashed ankle wrapped in that gauzy hose ... :sick: :jedi:

When i lived in NYC I saw Yasmin Ghauri walking down 5thAve towards me, as she walked by, I thought for a moment and unabashedly turned around and followed her- staring at her ass, making deposits in the spank bank. She was wearing white jhorts.

found the name: it's Alessandra Ambrosio.

  encey said:

That one brown-haired chick with angled, dark eyebrows (I know, very helpful description) has the longest polished desert of a torso ever. :heart:

  encey said:

found the name: it's Alessandra Ambrosio.

you are correct she has a great torso.