packing my shit

lol

have you considered using a trebuchet?

i fucking hate packing. it must be even worse when youre a proper adult with furniture and carpets and a wife who wont let you throw all your pens and trinkets and odd bits of plastic into a big box labelled 'ARBITRARY WANK'.

  Fred McGriff said:

i'm headed about 10 mins away to my first ever home

 

god i want to pack like a swiss or german person. can you tell me more on how to pack like a swiss or german person iep?

Allen Wrench + Particle Board

a what? is that something that would allow me to liquify all my shit and then heat my liquid shit up until it evaporates and then i could just just let it condense in my new place using a large glass bulb looking apparatus thingy? problem is how to turn my liquid shit into a solid again

  idrn said:

it must be even worse when youre a proper adult with a wife 'WANK'.

Fixt.

  idrn said:

i fucking hate packing. it must be even worse when youre a proper adult with furniture and carpets and a wife who wont let you throw all your pens and trinkets and odd bits of plastic into a big box labelled 'ARBITRARY WANK'.

omg i'm doing this. everything will be ARBITRARY WANK; BOX xxx/12,84397

fred wants his shit packed you guys! (anal sex lol!)

Many multiple assgasms on their way mcgriff.

i dont get it

we plan on moving soon, either within the city or to another city so we packed up half of our stuff already that way it won't be too bad when we find soemwhere except we live on the 3rd floor and have no elevator

now stop being a pussy put some tunes on and pack some boxes.

nice work on the new house. lucky/crazy bastard

You can hypnotize yourself with a mirror and a pendant so you think you just moved out.

  Enter a new display name said:

You can hypnotize yourself with a mirror and a pendant so you think you just moved out.

What about when the new people move in.

  Fred McGriff said:

i'm headed about 10 mins away to my first ever home

 

god i want to pack like a swiss or german person. can you tell me more on how to pack like a swiss or german person iep?

This might help.

just use a portal gun, duh

  kaini said:

just use a portal gun, duh

Shit, why has no one else thought of this?

a) it doesn't exist

  Mr Salads said:

a) it doesn't exist

FuCk YoU

"I thought you might be concerned about the security of your shit."

If you're going to throw back a few, which I highly recommend, be careful not to pack your beverage with your shit.

Originally I thought this thread was about Alzado finally getting to him...

Is burning it an option?

when i was moving i took my time to go through a lot of my stuff. and a lot of that lots of stuff i got rid off. with no hard feelings. plan it through several days; tidy every room of useless, 'surface' stuff that's been piling up in the corners and drawers. use a large bag or box for garbage. then use another set of boxes labeled after each room to put in those minor things that are either fragile or easy to loose. after that you just apply the procedure ipn suggested.

just don't make a big fuss about it. half of the problem goes away.

  Velazquez said:

If you're going to throw back a few, which I highly recommend, be careful not to pack your beverage with your shit.

nice save, i can imagine myself doing just that later in life. id accuse someone dear to me of stealing my packing beer and then kick a door in. mental note for future self: you probably packed the beverage somewhere.

i just got back from a two hr lunch at my local noodle joint and quaffed a bottle wine there, they called me their most valuable customer and we morned our mutual loss together because i will no longer be able to waltz over there any time i please, now i will have to drive a car.

1:20 pm and nothing packed and now i need to either crack open more booze or take a nap

lol at my wife when she gets home from work and sees what i've gotten done today