i tried not to wank

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

copy and paste fail

I haven`t wanked for half a year for real.

  Muflontillah said:

I haven`t wanked for half a year for real.

Unless you're old I bet your nuts are ready to EXPLODE

  Muflontillah said:

I haven`t wank for half a year for real.

are you getting mad rutty on the reg.? if not i would unleash the kraken

I haven't wanked for half an hour. I thought that was pretty impressive.

I was bored so I decided to stop.

  Joyrex said:

copy and paste fail

no don't :(

this thread reminded me that its wanking time.

*furiously wanks*

Daily, sometimes twice

wait for 7 days

thats the magic number

mashed potatoes my friend

maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss

  rocky path said:

wait for 7 days

thats the magic number

mashed potatoes my friend

maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss

i used to only wank once every friday night, that's where i got the idea

there's something to be said for saving it up, definitely a better orgasm

*spunks ejaculate all over laptop screen*

thats better.

am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman?

  IRARI said:

if not i would unleash the kraken

lol

I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process.

I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking.

/pet theory

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

  IRARI said:

am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman?

no, i practice this policy with the wife.

  lumpenprol said:

  IRARI said:

if not i would unleash the kraken

 

lol

 

I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process.

 

I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking.

 

/pet theory

and shame.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

 

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

 

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

 

i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho

there are some really ugly girls out there too you know

wank, cry, repeat, call mom.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  lumpenprol said:

  IRARI said:

if not i would unleash the kraken

 

lol

 

I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process.

 

I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking.

 

/pet theory

 

and shame.

fuck me, i skim read this quote and the first response that came to mind was 'unlike lumenprol likes to think' or just generally some trite insult where i mock how he deludes himself into thinking he isn't left staring into a void of emptiness after solemnly chucking his muck up a prostitute. then i saw the username - funny how things turn out!

weird, it's different for me, if I take more than a few days off I start to get moody.

if i take a few days off it's like a nuclear bomb

  IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

You're being punished for saying dubstep isn't music.