Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 copy and paste fail BoomTssPhace 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) I haven`t wanked for half a year for real. Edited June 30, 2009 by Muflontillah BoomTssPhace 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Muflontillah's signature Hide all signatures ......welcome to WATMM!!!!!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Muflontillah said: I haven`t wanked for half a year for real. Unless you're old I bet your nuts are ready to EXPLODE BoomTssPhace 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Muflontillah said: I haven`t wank for half a year for real. are you getting mad rutty on the reg.? if not i would unleash the kraken BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I haven't wanked for half an hour. I thought that was pretty impressive. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I was bored so I decided to stop. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Muflontillah's signature Hide all signatures ......welcome to WATMM!!!!!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Joyrex said: copy and paste fail no don't :( BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 this thread reminded me that its wanking time. *furiously wanks* BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Daily, sometimes twice Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 wait for 7 days thats the magic number mashed potatoes my friend maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 rocky path said: wait for 7 days thats the magic number mashed potatoes my friend maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss i used to only wank once every friday night, that's where i got the idea there's something to be said for saving it up, definitely a better orgasm BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 *spunks ejaculate all over laptop screen* thats better. BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman? BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 IRARI said: if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory BoomTssPhace 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 IRARI said: i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 IRARI said: am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman? no, i practice this policy with the wife. BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 lumpenprol said: IRARI said: if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory and shame. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Benedict Cumberbatch said: IRARI said: i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho BoomTssPhace 1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 IRARI said: Benedict Cumberbatch said: IRARI said: i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho there are some really ugly girls out there too you know Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 wank, cry, repeat, call mom. BoomTssPhace 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Benedict Cumberbatch said: lumpenprol said: IRARI said: if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory and shame. fuck me, i skim read this quote and the first response that came to mind was 'unlike lumenprol likes to think' or just generally some trite insult where i mock how he deludes himself into thinking he isn't left staring into a void of emptiness after solemnly chucking his muck up a prostitute. then i saw the username - funny how things turn out! Edited June 30, 2009 by idrn Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 weird, it's different for me, if I take more than a few days off I start to get moody. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 if i take a few days off it's like a nuclear bomb Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 IRARI said: i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right You're being punished for saying dubstep isn't music. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47006-i-tried-not-to-wank/#findComment-1077396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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