i tried not to wank

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

 

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

 

i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho

 

there are some really ugly girls out there too you know

just to clarify i'm not a virgin, i had sex at a massage parlor but i paid for it

  Etch said:

  IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

 

You're being punished for saying dubstep isn't music.

are you saying jesus christ can't hit a curveball? no seriously i don't think

god likes dubstep... anyway i'm trying to get over my recent miserability!

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

 

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

 

i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho

 

there are some really ugly girls out there too you know

 

just to clarify i'm not a virgin, i had sex at a massage parlor but i paid for it

*hi5*

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  IRARI said:

i used to only wank once every friday night

 

oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;)

 

i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho

 

there are some really ugly girls out there too you know

 

just to clarify i'm not a virgin, i had sex at a massage parlor but i paid for it

 

*hi5*

she was smokin' hot with perfect tits, she kind of rushed me to orgasm tho

i wonder why

  theSun said:

i wonder why

well i was in better shape then, and not ugly really but pretty much hirsute

i think it was that but also this was late and i think she was probably tired

i read the wiki article about love shyness and it said love shy guys tend to be obsessed with very beautiful women, or something

how did you ask her? and did you get a massage first or just go in and ask how much a quickie is?

iari, sometimes i also consciously decide not to wank to certain things

if i know the girl personally it won't happen

i like to think of girls i knew a long time ago, that for some reason feels morally correct

  theSun said:

how did you ask her? and did you get a massage first or just go in and ask how much a quickie is?

i got a table shower, sauna and massage first, then i said can we have sex

:game:

Why are you trying not to? Eat when hungry, rest when tired, wank when horny. Don't make things so complicated.

I once got so caught up at school with exams I forgot to wank for 3 weeks. Fuck me it was like a whale had rubbed itself up against my single pane glass windows.

  On 6/30/2009 at 8:46 PM, IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we <i>should</i> seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

You wouldn't believe this, but my boss had me alone in his car last week and said the same thing. It all started when he started talking about how they shaved his groin for a hernia operation and it make his dick look like a babies dick. Hes been researching masturbation and he admitted to measuring his dick and also being the 70 % of married men that masturbate and that he experimented with other boys as a young boy. Hes real nerdy and not really my close friend. I was uncomfortable.

he wants to fuck you lol

  On 7/1/2009 at 12:26 AM, marf said:

  On 6/30/2009 at 8:46 PM, IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we <i>should</i> seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

 

 

You wouldn't believe this, but my boss had me alone in his car last week and said the same thing. It all started when he started talking about how they shaved his groin for a hernia operation and it make his dick look like a babies dick. Hes been researching masturbation and he admitted to measuring his dick and also being the 70 % of married men that masturbate and that he experimented with other boys as a young boy. Hes real nerdy and not really my close friend. I was uncomfortable.

that reminds me of when I worked retail at a drug store a long time ago and this dude that I had never exchanged more than a few words with, and thought was a bit strange already turned to me as we were stocking shelves and told me out of nowhere that he dressed up as a woman on the weekends and that his girlfriend liked it.

  On 6/30/2009 at 8:46 PM, IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

 

 

this post is weird.

My boss sometimes brings pies to work for me, him and another worker to eat. I'm not eating anything he makes me now. I might fall asleep and wake with a sore asshole

  On 7/1/2009 at 2:45 AM, essines said:

  On 6/30/2009 at 8:46 PM, IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

 

 

 

this post is weird.

i feel like i'm losing you essines... first stereolab & now this what's next

This thread kind of makes me want to wank.

  On 7/1/2009 at 4:03 AM, IRARI said:

  On 7/1/2009 at 2:45 AM, essines said:

  On 6/30/2009 at 8:46 PM, IRARI said:

i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three

it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited

is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer

my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert

also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she

is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model

i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure

not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right

 

 

 

this post is weird.

 

i feel like i'm losing you essines... first stereolab & now this what's next

i was going to add a footnote that let you know that i don't think any less of you, i just needed to say that. so no sweat big guy, we're on the same page as always.

  On 6/30/2009 at 9:23 PM, idrn said:

 

 

fuck me, i skim read this quote and the first response that came to mind was 'unlike lumenprol likes to think' or just generally some trite insult where i mock how he deludes himself into thinking he isn't left staring into a void of emptiness after solemnly chucking his muck up a prostitute. then i saw the username - funny how things turn out!

lol, I'm glad you now have two things to vent your spleen about, USA and my hooker habit. As if you've never bedded some skanky ho you brought home from a club.

+1

lol @ all the hate thats come along with the forum change.

*lols at internet psuedonyms and mythical people*

*fap*

i once tried to go a week without touching my dick. it's a stupid thing to do. it's like denying what makes us all jerkoffs. i say rub it down whenever the fuck you want to whatever the fuck you want.