how do you force yourself to relax?

have you tried fapping with something in your butt?

  On 7/16/2009 at 10:03 PM, Adjective said:

call and order a pizza while masturbating and don't get off until you get off

  On 7/17/2009 at 3:04 AM, Adjective said:

pump yegg full of ambien and wait for her to open a portal. then go back in time and have sex with your mom

BRAVO!!

Get drunk, get fucked up.