If you had the funds for your own nightclub...

If you had the cash to have your own custom built night club, what stuff would you have? how would you run it? etc

it would be on a farm

jazzband

I'd have:

- a fairly big structured building

- The best speakers available, 7.1 set-up

- many rooms, some large, some small, some quiet rooms, other rooms very loud

- a rotary schedule where the large 7.1 room has a different music genre every night so every saturday would be different

- all music genres accepted

- banning of people who reach a 'call an abmulance' stage due to excessive drinking

- never the same play list ever

- featured dj's

- massive screen for visually sync'd music

- each table would have piping to the main central alcohol reservation & the tables would be digital and acceptant of coins/notes/credit cards. a kind of fountain would fill up your drinks then and there.

scary fat looking german on the door determining who is and who isn't getting in

sexy dungeon labyrinth in the basement

function 1 rig

in berlin

  On 8/10/2009 at 1:26 AM, LUDD said:

SS officer on the door determining who is and who isn't getting in

no shoes (hand them in with your jacket)

no smelly feet

no chewing gum

smokers only

no stage loiterers

sleeping encouraged

rotating floors

no blacks policy

anything else goes

when it's time to go home all lights go off, rather than turning lights on

I'm shocked by the amount of racism you all have. disgusting.

  On 8/10/2009 at 1:25 AM, joshier said:

- The best speakers available, 7.1 set-up

 

There's fuck all club music being made in surround. Mostly cause bass is a nightmare even in stereo, let alone 7.1

  On 8/10/2009 at 2:03 AM, tauboo said:

when it's time to go home all lights go off, rather than turning lights on

Awww, but that's my favorite part, when all the gringos see just how ugly each other is.

on an airship

  On 8/10/2009 at 2:07 AM, tauboo said:

on an airship

and you finish the night off when the plane is over your house roughly, jumping out with a parachute.

crazy frog is the only music allowed

sXe hXc only

definitley an intelligent laser set up

No women allowed

Moustaches mandatory

And it's a boat

i'd use it as a front to push mad keys of H, then get busted, go to jail, and become an hero before bubba could rimrimrimrim....

in a cornfield

two rooms 2 kilometres apart

freshly hoaxed crop circles every weekend

you ride a strandbeest between the two rooms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_eY22R0TWE

In a deep underground compound, 500 meters beneath the surface of the earth. Once everyone is inside, the doors close and you can't leave for 3 days. Free drinks, food and prostitutes of all ages, races and genders for everyone!

can it feature free marijuana? also, i don't want to get aids

Everyone need and STD check to get in and of course there's a selection of drugs for everyone.

wicked! where do i sign?

Strobes as the only lighting, speed synced with the build-up/break-down structure of the music.

i hate nightclubs so mine would be a quiet licensed cafe with mismatched couches everywhere. amazing coffee, obscure beers, antipasto platters, quiet live music, and rjdj hooked up to the main speakers when bands aren't playing so warped versions of conversations echo throughout the venue.