the top 10 people you'd like to kick in the crotch

1. justin long

2. demetri martin

3. asher roth

4. "flo" from the progressive commercials

5. megan fox (and i'd sell the socks on e-bay to capitalize on her whilst we still know who she is)

6. dave matthews

7. jason mraz

8. john mayer (he's interchangable with mraz, tho i think mraz has the faggy hats look down better)

9. "cisco" from that mtv blip on the radar phenomenon "schwayze" pr whastever. you fucked kim stewart: god punishes thee

10. speaking of mtv, mainly because i kind of study it to see how they're infecting the kids minds, the lead singer of LMFAO. mark my words, friends, there will be a sinicalyptical foot flying at his emotional joystick the second i get a chance to. you see, i might not ever be a media darling or whatever, but i will always be that one guy you're pretty damn sure you don't want to fuck with.

Before i start, i would like to state that i would also like to kick your choices in the crotch as well. Now here's my additional ten:

1. John Cage, through his fucking gravedirt

2. Karlheinz Stockhausen, idem

3. The Jonas Brothers, doesn't matter if everybody's making fun of them already, it's still not enough

4. Tiesto

5. Eric Prydz

6. V\Vm

7.  all of Atmosphere, Flobots, and other likeminded "artists"

8. that simultaneous sorry excuse for a vampire and a man (or even boy) from Twilight

9. Lil' Wayne

10. DJ Shadow

This is just off the top of my head. I'll get back with more. Grrr.

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1. Sarah Palin

2. Dick Cheney

3. Ann Coulter

4. George Bush

5. Laura Bush

6. Rush Limbaugh

7. Bill O'Riley

8. Glen Beck

9. Rudy Guliani (he also has prostate problems)

10. Carson Daily

Lil'Wayne

Bill O'Reilly

Lil Gaga or whatever the fuck her name is.

Glenn Beck for sure...what a smug prick....and hes not even pretending to be news, hes got fucking horrible sarcastic unfunny monologues with fucking barbie props an shit

Nancy Pelosi

Vanilla Ice

im sure there are tons others, but thats all i care for right now before it angries up the blood.

in no particular order...

george w bush

dick cheney

sarah palin

madonna

george lucas

tom hanks

lady gaga

quentin tarantino

ringo starr

justin timberlake

  On 8/11/2009 at 4:25 AM, jefferoo said:

1. Sarah Palin

2. Dick Cheney

3. Ann Coulter

4. George Bush

5. Laura Bush

6. Rush Limbaugh

7. Bill O'Riley

8. Glen Beck

9. Rudy Guliani (he also has prostate problems)

10. Carson Daily

That's some edgy political commentary bro

I dont understand the hate for Tom Hanks, i mean, sure hes been in a ton of bad movies, but he seems like an all around ok guy. id have a beer with him.

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I like Tom Hanks. He was in Dragnet. Tom Cruise however...

i surprised nobody has said michael jackson

edit: because he died

Not Lady Gaga.

1. not me .. but certainly i deserve it ...drukentard muthafuka

Some of these were already stated, but I agree with them:

1.) Matthew McConaghuey, media cunt

2.) Lady Gaga, cunt cunt

3.) Nick Cannon, girly man cunt

4.) Lil' Wayne, poodle- looking cunt

5.) Asher Roth, amicoolyet? cunt

6.) all of the shit band Brokencyde, stupidemofuckingshit cunts

7.) Glenn Beck, alcoholic smug political cunt

8.) John Hagee, fatass holy roller cunt

9.) Bill O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor cunt

10.) Chester Bennington, Linkin Park cunt

i misread the question, i thought it was top 10 people you want to kick in the balls

Nancy Grace

Ethan Hawk

Jason Schwartzman

Mika Brzezinski

Sean Hannity

Daniel Tosh

I'll add to and change this list later.

Ann Coulter

Glenn Beck

Any american sports commentators

Seth Green

Nancy Grace

Grand Moff Tarkin

Daniel Tosh

Anthony Hopkins

Florentino Perez

Christiano Ronaldo

also WTF @ stockhausen and cage. geniuses. both of them. well maybe just stockhausen.

  On 8/11/2009 at 4:58 AM, dr lopez said:

well maybe just stockhausen.

Way to ruin a good point

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*kicks the corporate cock

Bono

Michael Winner

The Pope

Gordon Ramsay

Robert Mugabe

David Cameron

Daniel Corbett, the creepy BBC weather guy who I swear is trying to hypnotise me through the television screen

Michael Bay

Silvio Berlusconi

Jeremy Kyle

i couldn't think of anyone that i would enjoy kicking in the crotch

i'd like to trashcan full of water any soccer moms driving a hummer though

1) Mother Theresa

2) Mahatma Gandhi

3) Winston Churchill

4) Martin Luther King Jr.

5) Jesus Christ

6) Anyone who runs an orphanage or animal rescue

7) The Dalai Lama

8) Louis Pasteur

9) Jim Henson

10) Helen Keller Anne Frank

  On 8/11/2009 at 4:58 AM, dr lopez said:

stockhausen and cage. geniuses.

Why?! Why are they geniuses? Because of pretentious-art-circle-molded public consensus?!

Additional ones:

11. Damien Hirst

12. YBA's in general

13. NOT Seth Green (he did Buffy 'cause he was young and needed the money)

15. Vanessa Hudgens

16. Zac Efron (i don't even know why i'm still ordering this, i'd definitely kick Zack Efron in his petite balls before anyone else in the world)

17. Jennifer Lopez

18. Pharell

19. Slash

20. R&B (the genre)

Also, all you wankers secretly wanna fuck Gaga, but are put off by the allegations of manliness and hate her for making you doubt your sexuality

Yes, i do realise some of you GENUINELY hate her, but the above was worth for the few who actually feel that. So take that. Cunts.

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