the top 10 people you'd like to kick in the crotch

Philip Seymour Hoffman, ten times, starting off eye watering and getting progressively harder until fatal.

  On 8/11/2009 at 2:41 AM, sinicalypse said:

1. justin long

2. demetri martin

3. asher roth

4. "flo" from the progressive commercials

5. megan fox (and i'd sell the socks on e-bay to capitalize on her whilst we still know who she is)

6. dave matthews

7. jason mraz

8. john mayer (he's interchangable with mraz, tho i think mraz has the faggy hats look down better)

9. "cisco" from that mtv blip on the radar phenomenon "schwayze" pr whastever. you fucked kim stewart: god punishes thee

10. speaking of mtv, mainly because i kind of study it to see how they're infecting the kids minds, the lead singer of LMFAO. mark my words, friends, there will be a sinicalyptical foot flying at his emotional joystick the second i get a chance to. you see, i might not ever be a media darling or whatever, but i will always be that one guy you're pretty damn sure you don't want to fuck with.

ha, I just ran into him last night (literally) in a restaurant, he was with drew barrymore. Had I known, I would have gave him a kick for you and called you for bail from prison.

  On 8/11/2009 at 12:15 PM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 8/11/2009 at 4:58 AM, dr lopez said:

stockhausen and cage. geniuses.

 

Why?! Why are they geniuses? Because of pretentious-art-circle-molded public consensus?!

 

 

 

 

Additional ones:

 

11. Damien Hirst

 

12. YBA's in general

LOL

Someone failed his first term at art school...

  On 8/11/2009 at 4:24 AM, JohnTqs said:

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Which crotch would you kick her in? the boy part or the girl part, or both?

1-10. me

  On 8/11/2009 at 12:28 PM, Obel said:

• 
  That hat wearing cunt from NDubz
  Martin Lewis - "The best way to save money, is to not spend money!" Yeah, thanks a lot.
  Venetian Snares
  Singer from My Chemical Romance
  Sean Paul
  Robert Kilroy Silk
  Russel Howard
  Michael McIntyre
  Christiano Ronaldo
  John Barrowman
  

I agree

Do you think he accents his 'y's enough?

  On 8/11/2009 at 3:26 PM, Iain C said:

Someone failed his first term at art school...

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out. 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

Cunt.

Can I kick Zane Lowe in the crotch 10 times instead?

I would say Lady Gaga but I dont really want to put my foot in her crotch, craps are a bitch.

  On 8/11/2009 at 10:58 PM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 8/11/2009 at 3:26 PM, Iain C said:

Someone failed his first term at art school...

 

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out.

 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

 

Cunt.

 

 

you mad?

dr. phil

and the other one (OPRAH)

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Rat faced fucking paedo.

  On 8/11/2009 at 11:17 PM, Iain C said:

  On 8/11/2009 at 10:58 PM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 8/11/2009 at 3:26 PM, Iain C said:

Someone failed his first term at art school...

 

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out.

 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

 

Cunt.

 

 

 

you mad?

Kinda was while writing that. Am not at the moment.

I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs

  On 8/12/2009 at 12:30 AM, Dan C said:

I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs.

I don't understand what people like about YBAs.

  On 8/12/2009 at 12:30 AM, Dan C said:

I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs

Its the B part.

  On 8/12/2009 at 12:38 AM, chassis said:

  On 8/12/2009 at 12:30 AM, Dan C said:

I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs

 

Its the B part.

For me, it's more the wrongful use of the A part in describing themselves.

Because you know, they've made very important, exciting, inspiring, interesting work since the Freeze exhibition (which in itself is something to be inspired by), and have made art something that more people talk about, and discuss.

They've created a lot of dialogue about art, and surely that's a good thing?

LOL Dan you hipster. "Dialogue" indeed, what a concept.

You art guys are crazy.

Apparently I'm not an art guy though

1. lil wayne

2. tim mcgraw

3. frontman for BMSR (no hatred, would just be hilarious)

4. george bush

5. toshiba support guy

6. lil weezy

7. weezy

8. dwayne michael carter

9. weezy f

10. 1,6,7,8 and 9.

Tim Westwood

I reckon after one sound punt, booting anyone else round the stones would seem like an anti-climax.

Fuck it, I'll have a few more sly jabs at Westie while he's on the deck instead.

Can I just take five running kicks at Glenn Beck with steel toed boots?

  On 8/12/2009 at 12:44 AM, Dan C said:

Because you know, they've made very important, exciting, inspiring, interesting work since the Freeze exhibition (which in itself is something to be inspired by), and have made art something that more people talk about, and discuss.  

 

They've created a lot of dialogue about art, and surely that's a good thing?

I'll agree with the latter point, and i agree that, indeed, it is a good thing. 

On the former point however... what can i say? I'm gonna be civil here and just ask that you please allow me to join the Stuckists in saying that, while what they do is very interesting, maybe even inspiring in some cases (in the way that even a pebble on a street could be inspiring to some), and very ingenuous (not ingenious) and endearing (or better said, cute), it's definitely NOT art.

iain c

gary c

dan c

alex c

mummy c

daddy c

granny c

grampa c

great uncle c

mel c