I sparred with a girl

eat the shit out of her

meet her in the changing-room. naked like a worm

You need to grab her right back, see what happens.

Depends on what the age of consent is where you are...otherwise.

how to spot a virgin

Report her to the authorities.

  On 8/14/2009 at 3:20 PM, Georges Bataille said:

how to spot a virgin

fondling LUDD

ok some good advice in here thanks guys. i think i'm gonna play it pretty cool at teh dojo on saturday and make like nothing happened. chances are we won't be paired again up during the session anyway.

afterwards i'll convince her to share a hot chocolate with me by the vending machine in the foyer. then when it seems everyone else has left, i'll get her out in the back car park for some reason... i dunno, maybe i'll tell her i have some cool spare ninja tabi boots in the back of my van that might fit her. if i work on my guarded cross choke between now and then i reckon i have a good chance of grappling her into the back of the van where i can deal a swift 1 2 chudan zuki to her abdomen. this should wind her for long enough to get my tanden all nice and kiritsu before getting her into a horizontal shiko dachi and adopting a seiza before i uchi her in the kyusho.

grab her dick

  On 8/14/2009 at 5:14 PM, theSun said:

grab her dick

good advice

thanks theSun

This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere.

  On 8/14/2009 at 5:08 PM, LUDD said:

uchi her in the kyusho.

I think I'm going to start saying this phrase.

  On 8/14/2009 at 6:35 PM, LUDD said:

  On 8/14/2009 at 5:14 PM, theSun said:

grab her dick

 

 

good advice

 

thanks theSun

np LUDD be sure to post chapter 2 of this epic saga

ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you.

how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug*

  On 8/14/2009 at 5:16 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

 

HAHAHAHA TRHAT SHIT IS PRICELES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

SO FUCKING FUNNY LETS SAY IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

*FALLOUS OUT OF CHAIR INTO LAVA* OPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking LOL

  On 8/14/2009 at 6:59 PM, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere.

So that's what paedobear is about. Unless I missed a meme in my absence.

  On 8/14/2009 at 8:29 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you.

 

how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug*

He's twelve.

This is the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time.

my favorite part about this one is the "penus"

Put a dildo in your pants next to your cock and then spar with her again and she will get either really confused or really intrigued or maybe a bit of both

use some hokuto shinken and nanto seiken on her labia menorahs.

go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is

  On 8/15/2009 at 3:22 AM, ET said:

go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is

no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal

i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls

yeeeeeeeee.mp3Fetching info...

  On 8/15/2009 at 3:59 AM, LUDD said:

  On 8/15/2009 at 3:22 AM, ET said:

go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is

 

 

no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal

 

i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls

 

yeeeeeeeee.mp3Fetching info...

Brilliant.

  On 8/14/2009 at 6:25 AM, Adjective said:

does the thread where lion did custom threats for everyone still exist?

 

i think mine was "i'd touch you with the jab and you'd be stumbling down queer street, from my weakest punch"

whaaaaaaaat dude, that's fucking awesome, i wish i would have posted in that thread now