keltoi Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 eat the shit out of her Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 meet her in the changing-room. naked like a worm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 You need to grab her right back, see what happens. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Depends on what the age of consent is where you are...otherwise. Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 how to spot a virgin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Report her to the authorities. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 3:20 PM, Georges Bataille said: how to spot a virgin fondling LUDD Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1101991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ok some good advice in here thanks guys. i think i'm gonna play it pretty cool at teh dojo on saturday and make like nothing happened. chances are we won't be paired again up during the session anyway. afterwards i'll convince her to share a hot chocolate with me by the vending machine in the foyer. then when it seems everyone else has left, i'll get her out in the back car park for some reason... i dunno, maybe i'll tell her i have some cool spare ninja tabi boots in the back of my van that might fit her. if i work on my guarded cross choke between now and then i reckon i have a good chance of grappling her into the back of the van where i can deal a swift 1 2 chudan zuki to her abdomen. this should wind her for long enough to get my tanden all nice and kiritsu before getting her into a horizontal shiko dachi and adopting a seiza before i uchi her in the kyusho. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 grab her dick Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 5:14 PM, theSun said: grab her dick good advice thanks theSun Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 5:08 PM, LUDD said: uchi her in the kyusho. I think I'm going to start saying this phrase. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 6:35 PM, LUDD said: On 8/14/2009 at 5:14 PM, theSun said: grab her dick good advice thanks theSun np LUDD be sure to post chapter 2 of this epic saga Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you. how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 5:16 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh HAHAHAHA TRHAT SHIT IS PRICELES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY LETS SAY IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *FALLOUS OUT OF CHAIR INTO LAVA* OPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 6:59 PM, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said: This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 So that's what paedobear is about. Unless I missed a meme in my absence. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 8:29 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you. how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug* He's twelve. This is the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 my favorite part about this one is the "penus" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Put a dildo in your pants next to your cock and then spar with her again and she will get either really confused or really intrigued or maybe a bit of both Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 use some hokuto shinken and nanto seiken on her labia menorahs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 3:22 AM, ET said: go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls yeeeeeeeee.mp3Fetching info... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xellos Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 3:59 AM, LUDD said: On 8/15/2009 at 3:22 AM, ET said: go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls yeeeeeeeee.mp3Fetching info... Brilliant. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/14/2009 at 6:25 AM, Adjective said: does the thread where lion did custom threats for everyone still exist? i think mine was "i'd touch you with the jab and you'd be stumbling down queer street, from my weakest punch" whaaaaaaaat dude, that's fucking awesome, i wish i would have posted in that thread now Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48134-i-sparred-with-a-girl/page/2/#findComment-1102525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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