Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 i quit work around 3pm to go to the local bar to drink and play buck hunter safari. ran the table with gemsbok but that's neither here nor there. if it's here for you then pm me and we can meet up and play a competitive match. anyway my mother in law is here for the 3rd time in three months. here amount of time spent here has been about 1/5th of total time of my time spent living in my new house. this is an awful ratio and to rebel i am wasted as fuck right now and she just walked thru the front door to greet my wasted as fuck post-buck hunter ass playing street figther hdrmx on xbl with a bottle of chardonnay in my hand (it was the only booze left in the fridge). anyway. i've booked myself 2 tennis matches and saved all the housework i could've accomplished in the middle of this week for the weekend so's t hat i am busy and can avoid awkward socialization. IN LAWS. in-laws. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 that's how i hold my buck hunter rifle Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 my mother in law is wicked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 at least your mother in law isn't straight korean; i can't hold a conversation with my girlfriend's mom at all, and she's been staying at my girlfriend's place for the past month or two. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 2:24 AM, analogue wings said: fred do you kill things? im surprised and appalled... my heroes are becoming fewer as time passes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 2:36 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said: You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!? no, they have them at bars, so that you don't have to own one to play it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 when you buy a house isn't it customary for your in-laws to move in? especially when they get older. my father-in-law is going to homeless living in his vw camper in 8 days time. if we had a house there wouldn't even be a conversation. i moved continents to avoid wiping my moms arse when she older nd now i get this shit! ufck hey fred. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 tell them you've decided to become a mute and so cannot talk to them or, better, get your wife to tell them. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 8:41 PM, Producer Snafu said: play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! and say it as green as you can too Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 8/15/2009 at 8:46 PM, JohnTqs said: On 8/15/2009 at 8:41 PM, Producer Snafu said: play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! and say it as green as you can too but listen to idm when you do it so that way she can be like "why is this passive aggressive dork going off to some pussy ass music, he should be listening to SLAYER!" then be like THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 show her that photo of snafu kissing a girl then say THIS IS REAL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 real talk yo! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 nice gun dude, i use that with a silencer and double-tap on cod4 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1102866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 you should have thrown up on her shoes. then in her suitcase Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 I'm guessing he was just all out of fag. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Fred I was cleaning around the house and found a "Fred McGriff' hat with a baseball on a golf tee next to his name. I guess he (you) play both. juss sayin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 On 8/17/2009 at 10:06 PM, Braintree said: It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Simultaneously. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 On 8/17/2009 at 11:29 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 8/17/2009 at 10:06 PM, Braintree said: It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Simultaneously. While posting on an NSFW thread, while a football hits his eye. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1103917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 whilst Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1104247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 On 8/17/2009 at 7:51 PM, Velazquez said: lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel? lol. if i explain then it sounds like i'm backpedalling which is even more fag. but i was drinking stone IPA all afternoon. later that night I glassed myself with the chardonnay and murdered 5 people and got a tatoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48156-my-mother-in-law-is-in-town/#findComment-1104344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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