my mother in law is in town

i quit work around 3pm to go to the local bar to drink and play buck hunter safari. ran the table with gemsbok but that's neither here nor there. if it's here for you then pm me and we can meet up and play a competitive match. anyway my mother in law is here for the 3rd time in three months. here amount of time spent here has been about 1/5th of total time of my time spent living in my new house. this is an awful ratio and to rebel i am wasted as fuck right now and she just walked thru the front door to greet my wasted as fuck post-buck hunter ass playing street figther hdrmx on xbl with a bottle of chardonnay in my hand (it was the only booze left in the fridge). anyway. i've booked myself 2 tennis matches and saved all the housework i could've accomplished in the middle of this week for the weekend so's t hat i am busy and can avoid awkward socialization. IN LAWS.

in-laws.

that's how i hold my buck hunter rifle

my mother in law is wicked.

You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!?

at least your mother in law isn't straight korean; i can't hold a conversation with my girlfriend's mom at all, and she's been staying at my girlfriend's place for the past month or two.

  On 8/15/2009 at 2:24 AM, analogue wings said:

fred do you kill things? im surprised and appalled...

my heroes are becoming fewer as time passes

  On 8/15/2009 at 2:36 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!?

no, they have them at bars, so that you don't have to own one to play it

when you buy a house isn't it customary for your in-laws to move in? especially when they get older.

my father-in-law is going to homeless living in his vw camper in 8 days time. if we had a house there wouldn't even be a conversation. i moved continents to avoid wiping my moms arse when she older nd now i get this shit! ufck

hey fred.

tell them you've decided to become a mute and so cannot talk to them

or, better, get your wife to tell them.

play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

  On 8/15/2009 at 8:41 PM, Producer Snafu said:

play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say

 

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

and say it as green as you can too

  On 8/15/2009 at 8:46 PM, JohnTqs said:

  On 8/15/2009 at 8:41 PM, Producer Snafu said:

play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say

 

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

 

and say it as green as you can too

but listen to idm when you do it

so that way she can be like "why is this passive aggressive dork going off to some pussy ass music, he should be listening to SLAYER!"

then be like THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

show her that photo of snafu kissing a girl then say THIS IS REAL

real talk yo!

nice gun dude, i use that with a silencer and double-tap on cod4

you should have thrown up on her shoes.

then in her suitcase

lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel?

I'm guessing he was just all out of fag.

Fred I was cleaning around the house and found a "Fred McGriff' hat with a baseball on a golf tee next to his name. I guess he (you) play both.

juss sayin

It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv.

Or throwing a controller out the window.

  On 8/17/2009 at 10:06 PM, Braintree said:

It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv.

 

Or throwing a controller out the window.

Simultaneously.

  On 8/17/2009 at 11:29 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/17/2009 at 10:06 PM, Braintree said:

It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv.

 

Or throwing a controller out the window.

 

Simultaneously.

While posting on an NSFW thread, while a football hits his eye.

whilst

  On 8/17/2009 at 7:51 PM, Velazquez said:

lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel?

lol. if i explain then it sounds like i'm backpedalling which is even more fag. but i was drinking stone IPA all afternoon.

later that night I glassed myself with the chardonnay and murdered 5 people and got a tatoo