my mother in law is in town

mmm stone ipa

have you had their smoked porter? quite delicious, packs a punch

havent had their smoked porter... the ipa is on tap at my local watering hole so i drink it exclusively there. easily the best beer on tap in my hood

around here, people have been stepping it up and spending the extra few bucks for decent beer. theres also plenty of local breweries and regional beer companies, so bars really advertise that they have local beer. anything is better than coors light tho

i'm a big fan of dale's pale ale. it comes in a can. pale ale in a can. it's a colorado brew

i drink bottled heineken exclusively. deal with it.

yeah i went through that phase during the summer of 05

i had a dales pale ale phase back in 79 so f u

yeah that's because that's the shit i'd pour down your mom's throat before banging her while she was pregnant with you you retarded fetal alcohol syndrome having mongrel

yeah well i remember seeing your tiny dick from the womb. and i was a fetus so it must have been tiny. i remember wondering why my underdeveloped penis was so much bigger.

so what. thanks for all those romanian pacifiers faggot

actually i shifted around and got latvian anal

  On 8/18/2009 at 7:25 PM, Fred McGriff said:

i'm a big fan of dale's pale ale. it comes in a can. pale ale in a can. it's a colorado brew

 

that's good shit.

you should've made your mother-in-law drink a fat tire

then she would've understood

today i'm gonna rock_

my girlfriend's parents are coming this weekend. that means i'm gonna have to clean the hob.

  On 8/18/2009 at 10:19 PM, BCM said:

my girlfriend's parents are coming this weekend. that means i'm gonna have to clean my knob.

you should have loud rowdy sex with her daughter so mum in law can hear it, in fact do it in front of her at dinner... she won't visit so often.

  On 8/18/2009 at 10:53 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/18/2009 at 10:19 PM, BCM said:

my girlfriend's parents are coming this weekend. that means i'm gonna have to clean my knob.

 

lol

  On 8/18/2009 at 7:31 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i drink bottled heineken exclusively. deal with it.

ew. you mean american bottled heine? i only like my green skunky

  On 8/19/2009 at 5:26 PM, theSun said:

  On 8/18/2009 at 7:31 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i drink bottled heineken exclusively. deal with it.

 

ew. you mean american bottled heine? i only like my green skunky

says its imported so no

i only had it in france about 10 years ago but i hear that the shit they sell in the us is different. and i don't really like the heines here. it's just so... skunky

i mean i'll drink any beer if i want to get drunk, but i enjoy good beer so much more.

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