Morphis2525

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:35 PM, sneaksta303 said:

he's not coming back guys. His wife found out we were talking again and well, in a nutshell, it's either talk to me, or get a divorce. wat a cunt.

gtfo, that last quote of his in this thread was gold.

I hope this turns around.

besides the point she can't prevent him from going on a mothafuckin website can she? Teach him how to clear the cookies.

dude, i dunno how she even found out. he probably told her. he tells her every damn thing. More so than a typical man should imo.

Get a wig and a pair of these :

Actually do it. Show up at his place and say your name is Hobbleton Gobbleton

i don't get it, we live 400 miles away.

The disguise is to trick him as much as you, that way you can continue to be good friends with him but he will not realize its you. Solves the whole ex gf/wife awkwardness too because she never dated HOBBLETON GOBBLETON

ok then. great idea. implementing.

EDIT: Didn't work.

right, you already have glasses, blast!

we need to figure out another angle to work. How comfortable are you with getting a sex change?

i've already had 1, i'm not getting another.

You're BURYING me here sneak!

I'll get back to you after I have some more time to scheme

o-tay

i just got off work, gots to get in the shower so ican make it to my six oclock aa meeting, mike i said that shit to you last night to try to make my wife feel like the ass she was being. maybe if you apoligized to her for us going on our last heroin escapade together and all the times you were to triped out on dxm when you were with her to make your relationship meaningful maybe she'd be cool, and lay off callin her a cunt dude, seriously. i am not telling you what to do but just offering sugestions to try to make my life a little better.

the only reason she hates you so much is because she loved you so much man, thats the truth. thats straight from her heart. everytime you fuck up it still hurts her. so try to be the better man and write her a letter or something. I'll get you an address.

we all have to relive in order to relieve

This is a rare but deeply touching moment in Watmm history

  On 8/29/2009 at 12:20 AM, morphis2525 said:

stuff

I'll write her.

Are you two both fucking morphis's wife?

TMI

i did years ago. apparently morphis doesn't want to be my friend anymore after 12 years though because of something she said to him... i don't even know what's going on anymore.

Morphis did you fuck a retard?

jesus. this thread got weird.