Awful Tattoos

  On 7/25/2014 at 6:10 AM, Nebraska said:

despite the title, i think this one is pretty cool. i just didn't know where else to put it

 

its kinda cool sure, until you're jerking off and realise bruce lee is giving you a handie

  On 7/29/2014 at 7:01 PM, petina said:

 

  On 7/25/2014 at 6:10 AM, Nebraska said:

despite the title, i think this one is pretty cool. i just didn't know where else to put it

 

its kinda cool sure, especially when you're jerking off and realise bruce lee is giving you a handie

 

fixt

wayne coyne has the same tattoo

i hope that--someday when i get a tattoo and post it to facebook or twitter--the first comment isn't "it looks like shit."

what if it's a tattoo of a shit?

I've a tattoo. It isn't shit (or of shit). Quite nice a decade + on

  On 7/30/2014 at 2:45 AM, Zorro said:

I've a tattoo. It isn't shit (or of shit). Quite nice a decade + on

*jots it down*

some classmates of mine in the 8th grade was tattooing them selfs. they bought a tattoo set from some local fak with several pictures/schemes and after everybody had picked one the last one was left with ac\dc sign which he tattooed on his leg. he was crying the whole week afterwords cause he hated ac\dc; he was into electronic music but the whole gang did it ...when the power of tattoos combines with teenagers

what the fuck.

I'm guessing he has one of those faces you just want to fucking punch so he put a baby on it hoping people would stop punching his douchey fucking face.

gives new meaning to the saying "baby faced"..

it doesnt even just look like a baby, it looks like an evil demonic baby or some shit out of one of those shit movies like the ring, like the kind of evil baby that would crawl out of your tv to kill you. or in this case out of that guys face

also, lets assume its his baby. its going to be pretty funny when that kid gets to be like 16-18 or so and is like 'dad, wtf.'

Yah, I'd be pretty embarrassed if my dad came to elementary school events and had my baby face tattooed on his face. Or actually- I guess anytime walking outside with the literal motherfucker would be a fucking trip. But being raised by such a father, perhaps I would eventually get a tattoo of his face on my face, with my baby face on his face on my face. Then this could become a "men of the family" tradition, and my baby face would get smaller and smaller.... and smaller and smaller. By the year 2100, the man of the family would have such an incredible tattoo on his face, of dozens of faces on faces on faces.

They should just keep it going. Put a dad face baby tattoo on that baby's face.

  On 7/30/2014 at 2:49 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 7/30/2014 at 2:45 AM, Zorro said:

I've a tattoo. It isn't shit (or of shit). Quite nice a decade + on

 

*jots it down*

 

nice, nice

  On 8/1/2014 at 11:20 PM, Nebraska said:

This, my friends, is a sign to run. Any girl who quotes this stupid crap quote from Marilyn Monroe on their facebook or has the lack of mental fortitude to get this tattooed- is guaranteed to be crazier than a bag of cats

Yikes

I wish I could obliterate that quote from history.

  On 8/2/2014 at 2:53 AM, usagi said:

I wish I could obliterate that quote from history.

No, please: the more Crazy is willing to self identify, the better

"I'm literally the re-incarnation of Hitler. But if you can't accept that, then you don't deserve to eat my pancakes. I make fluffy pancakes which are okay."

  On 8/2/2014 at 6:32 PM, peace 7 said:

"I'm literally the re-incarnation of Hitler. But if you can't accept that, then you don't deserve to eat my pancakes. I make fluffy pancakes which are okay."

It shoudl start with "Nobody reads my status updates" and end with "Like if you agree"

That's very skillfully done.