Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 not being authoritative, i'm just throwing these out there and seeing what happens. gotta love the internet's posterity. - major investment in weather infrastructure across the globe. - increased nuclear power, increased offshore wind turbines. ridiculously soaring petrol prices, everyone drives hybrids if not fully electric. - digital television will be dying out like analogue is now. some kind of symbiosis between net and digital. on-demand content. - comedy in america will be like peep show etc. it'll be subtle and inventive, and concentrate on how shit and tragic american life is. - the issue that riles up everyone in america will be class, not race. - muslims will be a greater part of western society and we'll all feel quite embarrassed about the current period. there'll be channel 4 comedy dealing with the socio-political issues surrounding muslim integration/assimilation. - al-quaida/taliban will be just a tiny dying fringe movement. non-violent but ultra-conservative islam will replace it. - labour will have reinvented themselves and will be picking up the pieces/ playing on how much the tories have wanked everything up. - there'll be some kind of coalition or political grouping between lib dems and more left-leaning labour MPs. - iran will either have had a revolution (coup d'etat) or more likely, made major democratic 'liberal' concessions. the supreme leader either won't exist, or more likely will wield little power. - palestine will be an officially recognised and functioning state, but still be incredibly unstable and poor. no territories will have been given back. borders will only be very slightly relaxed. - russia and china will be diplomatically tag-teaming the west/un. china will be exerting huge power, russia will be swinging her cock around. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 oh wait yeah, and hoverboards. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gump Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future... the average age of a grandmother in the uk will be 28. we will be a world full of huge fat bastards. beer will cost a fortune the sentence for posession of weed will be the death penalty but for murder you will get 2 hours community service and a pat on the back and some compensation money for breech of your human rights. everyone will have mental health issues and stomach problems everyone will have tinitus cars still won't fly and will mostly run on electricity it will rain every day religion should be banned but it won't and it will still be the route of all evil and the cause of many wars. The UK and the US will have invaded Iraq another twice between now and then. We will still be at war in Afghanistan England still won't have won the world cup Jamie Oliver will still be a total wanker, just an old wanker. The english language will have been replaced with text and internet speak that the kids use 'innit m8 shizz bizzle wkd blud' I will have lost the plot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 *clears throat* in the fu-fut-futaaachhh *clears throat more thoroughly* in the future, mankind will witness robocop carrying a ghost up a mountain, upon which he will proceed to do a backflip on a spike. there's all kinds of lasers being fired in the background while true dinosaurs roam the earth. they're being attacked by tie-fighters btw. the sky is red. also, tate does a exhibition of kaini's fractal art. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 YES Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future.. I will have a girlfriend (who am I kidding?) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 in the future, everything will run a variant of a descendent of linux embedded linux in your kettle and your bike... advances in cheap, small wireless tech fabrication will lead to an ubiquitous wireless cloud that they are all part of the health consequences of the ubiquitous wireless cloud will only be seen fifty years later Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future, the next series of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet will be about a bunch of geordies building a spacestation. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 On 9/13/2009 at 10:22 PM, idrn said: not being authoritative, i'm just throwing these out there and seeing what happens. gotta love the internet's posterity. - major investment in weather infrastructure across the globe. - increased nuclear power, increased offshore wind turbines. ridiculously soaring petrol prices, everyone drives hybrids if not fully electric. - digital television will be dying out like analogue is now. some kind of symbiosis between net and digital. on-demand content. - comedy in america will be like peep show etc. it'll be subtle and inventive, and concentrate on how shit and tragic american life is. - the issue that riles up everyone in america will be class, not race. - muslims will be a greater part of western society and we'll all feel quite embarrassed about the current period. there'll be channel 4 comedy dealing with the socio-political issues surrounding muslim integration/assimilation. - al-quaida/taliban will be just a tiny dying fringe movement. non-violent but ultra-conservative islam will replace it. - labour will have reinvented themselves and will be picking up the pieces/ playing on how much the tories have wanked everything up. - there'll be some kind of coalition or political grouping between lib dems and more left-leaning labour MPs. - iran will either have had a revolution (coup d'etat) or more likely, made major democratic 'liberal' concessions. the supreme leader either won't exist, or more likely will wield little power. - palestine will be an officially recognised and functioning state, but still be incredibly unstable and poor. no territories will have been given back. borders will only be very slightly relaxed. - russia and china will be diplomatically tag-teaming the west/un. china will be exerting huge power, russia will be swinging her cock around. for the most part this is quite optimistic. as in, i don't know if we as humans can pull off this sort of thing. who knows though, perhaps we will evolve into creatures as opposed to parasites and we will learn to live with each other without killing each other but i don't know... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 i'd put money on at least one act of "international terrorism" involving a dirty bomb in the next fifty years Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future, amazing new technologies are invented but never released because of money. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overand Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Humans will finally get their flying cars and every day will be 9/11. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbio2007 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Car insurance adverts will be outlawed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 i will be dead Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 large hadron collider will be working maybe Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future I will run watmm. Oh wait Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jubes Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 in the future...ppl will still hope for a future Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 On 9/13/2009 at 11:56 PM, beatfanatic said: In the future.. I will have a girlfriend (who am I kidding?) futuregirlfriend? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 clearly phoshopped Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Putin will still be ruling Russia Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 in soviet putin, russia rules... i'll come in again Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future I will not be a virgin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 one world government Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48912-in-the-future/page/2/#findComment-1121982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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