I burnt my naan bread

So I put my naan bread under the grill and I popped my Madras in the microwave for 8 minutes, I come back here I start browsing and I hear the microwave beep, all of a sudden I think FUCK, thats been 8 minutes, and i've not taken my naan bread out. I enter the kitchen and remove the naan bread from the grill, it was burnt but it's my last one and I thought fuck it, theres enough spice in the curry to mask the taste of burnt naan. so I come and I sit down, now I eat my curries with a spoon and a fork so I can shovel my food down, I have my naan bread on my plate and instead of picking it up with my hands I figured I'd stick my fork in it to hold it to the plate and tear a piece off with the end of my spoon, I stick the fork in no problem, then I push down on the naan with the end of my spoon, I expected the burnt bit to just crack and then tear off, no, this didn't happen, what did happen, was where I was putting pressure on the spoon to tear the naan, the naan decided it was going to play tough guy and snapped my fucking spoon clean in half, now I just have to pieces of useless metal and no more fucking spoons.

what are your spoons made of? tin foil?

Proper fucking spoon shit man.

pics or it didnt blah blah bahaohoduhq20dh02idh

night george!

Sleep tight brother.

how much fucking pressure did you put george?? I thought you were gonna say it was a plastic spoon.

well enough to try and break the naan bread, thats one tough fucking naan man.

In India, naan eats the spoon

( that made no fucking sense)

sorry

sucks about the burnt naan george. Its not the same without it. I just buy pre-cooked naan bread , sprinkle some water on it and put it in the microwave for about 30 seconds.

Man thats a fucking good idea, but these naans are so good, I am eating it still anyway mate, burnt or not, and it's one delicious meal.

Have you ever tried making naan pizza??

Its amazing..

Yeah I have actually Garlic and Corriander naan pizza, is fucking amazing. Good call. Pitta breads make good pizzas too.

bullshit sir.

  On 9/15/2009 at 4:22 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Proper fucking spoon shit man.

fuckin lol

  On 9/15/2009 at 6:59 AM, JW Modestburns said:

bullshit sir.

I can smell yours from here. READ THE FUCKIN RULES COFFEE FACE.

  On 9/15/2009 at 4:22 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Proper fucking spoon shit man.

lol

  On 9/15/2009 at 4:20 AM, abusivegeorge said:

...snapped my fucking spoon clean in half, now I just have to pieces of useless metal and no more fucking spoons.

So you only have one spoon?

Thats right, I only had one spoon.

I'm getting Indian food for dinner

pics

hey man, really sorry to hear about your nan. hope you're ok

What about my Nan? Shes fine. Fucking lol.

I think if you burnt your Nan's bread, you should go get her some more to make up for it!

Do you seriously spell nan with two aa's in America fucking hell guys you're not doing yourself any favours, first of all you take all the u's out of our words and now this, adding a's.

Jesus fucking christ.

Can I do you guys any favaors while I'm here?

pretty sure its spelt with two aa's in India as well.