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  On 9/15/2009 at 6:08 PM, abusivegeorge said:

Do you seriously spell nan with two aa's in America fucking hell guys you're not doing yourself any favours, first of all you take all the u's out of our words and now this, adding a's.

 

Jesus fucking christ.

 

Can I do you guys any favaors while I'm here?

 

No you yellow-toothed limey - what's a Brit eating Indian food for? Not enough you guys enslaved their country for decades? Now you have to eat their fucking food (and burn it) as well?

 

 

  On 9/15/2009 at 6:27 PM, beatfanatic said:

pretty sure its spelt with two aa's in India as well.

 

Bingo!

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I'm imagining abusivegeorge skipping around the kitchen whistling to himself . . . suddenly, "Oh noes! I burneded mah naan bread! . . . oh, well, I gots curry!." and continues skipping around, grinning from ear to ear, getting dinner ready, and finally sitting down, smiling over his accomplishment, sticks his fork into the bread, causing it to shatter like a delicate China sculpture dashed against a more resistant force. abusivegeorge sits for a moment with a shocked look on his face, then begins to cry uncontrollably like a startled toddler.

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And that's not all...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgdRiD7R1k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  On 9/15/2009 at 7:10 PM, Joyrex said:

 

Not enough you guys enslaved their country for decades?

 

 

I think you'll find the British freed India from the tyranny of the Frankish yoke.

  On 9/15/2009 at 9:49 PM, abusivegeorge said:

Fucking LOL you guys.

 

Me and 1-36 will some day have sex.

 

Oh?  What were we doing before?

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Speaking on Naan bread. I got 4 of them from Asda today, they were reduced, or whoops!* if you like, to 20p each. how's that for a bargain? if I burn one, I can just put another under't grill.

 

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  On 9/16/2009 at 10:25 PM, abusivegeorge said:

That was just foreplay.

 

That's good enough for me!  Just wait until I tell my wife I'm not a virgin anymore!

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