can somebody explain jazzband

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:24 AM, dr lopez said:

Textbook case

shit that's a great thread.

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:29 AM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:24 AM, dr lopez said:

Textbook case

 

shit that's a great thread.

Pretty fucking epic.

I think my favorite time was a few years ago when someone made a thread like that and instead of people responding to it in the thread, they just made a bunch of other parody threads talking about dancing babies and how the Carthaginians are invading through the mountains, etc.

i have a feeling you aren't idm enough to post here. here's the test everyone has to pass in order to get access to all the wonderful features this board has to offer.

the idm test

part 1

music

1. aphex twin was born in:

a) ham-on-rye, cornbread, britain

b) fukuoka, japan

c) limerick, ireland

d) none of the above

e) all of the above

2. mike paradinas put out a collaborative album with what idm superstar?

a) sun-ra

b) thom yorke

c) aphex twin

d) the guy from autechre, not the one dude, no, the other one, you know, him

e) none of the above

3. the earliest known release by boards of canada is:

a) catalog 3

b) catalog 4

c) purple octagon

d) the sunrise rainshine cassette

4. which onomatopoeic word(s) would you associate with boards of canada?

a) bzzzzzt

b) warble

c) fart

d) prrrrp brrap bleep bloop

5. drukqs is:

a) absolute fucking garbage

b) a mixed bag, mindbending drill n bass contrasting awkwardly with derivative satie-esque piano tracks

c) a masterpiece, the crowning achievement in aphex twin's discography

d) quite good

part 2

culture

1. complete the following quotation:

"i've seen things you people____________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________"

2. complete the following quotation:

"you're in a desert_________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________"

3. police officer gaff leaves deckard a unicorn at the end of the film. what does this symbolize?

a) deckard is a gay

b) deckard is a replicant

c) time is fleeting; deckard must act accordingly and pursue rachael at all costs

d) life is meaningless

4. as of 2009, how many versions of the film exist?

a) 3

b) 7

c) 5

d) 1

5. ridley scott's first theatrical cut used left over footage from which stanley kubrick film?

a) 2001: a space odyssey

b) barry lyndon

c) the shining

d) a clockwork orange

part 3

women

1. the vagina is located:

a) in the anus

b) in the mouth

c) in a small cavity in the chest that can only be accessed with a special key

d) all of the above

2. women are fucking insane:

a) true

b) false

3. complete the following analogy:

constantly checking your voicemail to see if she's called back : your social life :: the F5 button : __________

end of test

please print out your answers and mail them to the following address:

PO BOX 8036

223 Park Avenue, New York, NY 10003

if you have passed, you will receive an envelope with a special validation code in two to three weeks.

DO NOT try to contact that address if you do not receive your code. you did not pass. if you do not pass, you must wait a year and pass a psychological exam to reapply for admission to watmm.

thank you

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:34 AM, zaphod said:

i have a feeling you aren't idm enough to post here. here's the test everyone has to pass in order to get access to all the wonderful features this board has to offer.

 

the idm test

 

part 1

 

music

1. aphex twin was born in:

 

e) all of the above

 

2. mike paradinas put out a collaborative album with what idm superstar?

 

a) sun-ra

b) thom yorke

lol

pm gordo for the real answer, mr. scorcho

JB&ML

After reading this topic I might never jazzband again.

Hey Vamos, the explanation below from mcbpete should make it clearer:

  On 3/7/2008 at 4:18 PM, mcbpete said:

 

I will say zis only once.

 

Jazzband came about a few years back when someone made the topic "Jazz band covers aphex twin", in which there were covers of aphex twin tracks indeed covered by a Jazz Band. However, this topic seemed to come up month after month and therefore the term Jazzband came about meaning 'an old topic' / this has already been posted.

 

Jazzband => b& (b-and, geddit) => b7 (7 is the key for which you press shift with to get '&' symbol)

Source = This thread here: http://forum.watmm.com/topic/31639-rare-pics-of-rdj/page__st__30

(page 3, if it's not already linking to it.)

Posting in a jazzband thread.

jizzbund

creating a thread asking what jazzband means is now officially jazzband. how fucking meta.

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:11 PM, blicero said:

creating a thread asking what jazzband means is now officially jazzband. how fucking meta.

lol

Barry Manilowml

thanks for ruining it chaproy

...

instant b7

:stuart: :stuart: :stuart: :stuart: :stuart:

jazzband

i've recently been feeling like is one of the funniest memes

Jazzband was always a shit, geeky term favoured by nerds. Same as the "Read The Rules" phenomenon.

Seriously uncool shit.

Ravi Shankar covers Future Sound Of London

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:34 AM, zaphod said:

i have a feeling you aren't idm enough to post here. here's the test everyone has to pass in order to get access to all the wonderful features this board has to offer.

 

the idm test

 

part 1

 

music

 

1. aphex twin was born in:

 

a) ham-on-rye, cornbread, britain

b) fukuoka, japan

c) limerick, ireland

d) none of the above

e) all of the above

 

2. mike paradinas put out a collaborative album with what idm superstar?

 

a) sun-ra

b) thom yorke

c) aphex twin

d) the guy from autechre, not the one dude, no, the other one, you know, him

e) none of the above

 

3. the earliest known release by boards of canada is:

 

a) catalog 3

b) catalog 4

c) purple octagon

d) the sunrise rainshine cassette

 

4. which onomatopoeic word(s) would you associate with boards of canada?

 

a) bzzzzzt

b) warble

c) fart

d) prrrrp brrap bleep bloop

 

5. drukqs is:

 

a) absolute fucking garbage

b) a mixed bag, mindbending drill n bass contrasting awkwardly with derivative satie-esque piano tracks

c) a masterpiece, the crowning achievement in aphex twin's discography

d) quite good

 

part 2

 

culture

 

1. complete the following quotation:

 

"i've seen things you people____________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________"

 

2. complete the following quotation:

 

"you're in a desert_________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________"

 

3. police officer gaff leaves deckard a unicorn at the end of the film. what does this symbolize?

 

a) deckard is a gay

b) deckard is a replicant

c) time is fleeting; deckard must act accordingly and pursue rachael at all costs

d) life is meaningless

 

4. as of 2009, how many versions of the film exist?

 

a) 3

b) 7

c) 5

d) 1

 

5. ridley scott's first theatrical cut used left over footage from which stanley kubrick film?

 

a) 2001: a space odyssey

b) barry lyndon

c) the shining

d) a clockwork orange

 

part 3

 

women

 

1. the vagina is located:

 

a) in the anus

b) in the mouth

c) in a small cavity in the chest that can only be accessed with a special key

d) all of the above

 

2. women are fucking insane:

 

a) true

b) false

 

3. complete the following analogy:

 

constantly checking your voicemail to see if she's called back : your social life :: the F5 button : __________

 

 

end of test

 

please print out your answers and mail them to the following address:

 

PO BOX 8036

223 Park Avenue, New York, NY 10003

 

if you have passed, you will receive an envelope with a special validation code in two to three weeks.

 

DO NOT try to contact that address if you do not receive your code. you did not pass. if you do not pass, you must wait a year and pass a psychological exam to reapply for admission to watmm.

 

thank you

*prints*

  On 9/25/2009 at 1:03 AM, xxx said:

Always looking for an excuse to pull out the best 'shoop ever related to Jazz

dear lord lol.

why have I never seen that before? the aphex and ae ones are just priceless.

:

  On 9/24/2009 at 7:20 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

Posting in a jazzband thread.