trip me out with a health fact

hey there you bastards

this time your gonna try to bust out an unheard of health fact, not a rumor or an opinion, but an uncommon piece of information, probably concerning food, drinking, cleaning, or other related products and/or operations, which may be harmful to a persons health. it may range from chemtrails in the air, fluoride in the water, and harmful food additives, to plastic shower curtain vapors, squalene in the swine flu vaccine, and electromagnetic exposure from microwaves, cell phones, laptops, and other sources

the list goes on. these things never end. they just keep getting bigger and bigger because we just keep using more and more toxins, and we keep inventing more and more weird ways to perpetuate the lie our lifestyles have become

go nuts! i just want one from each person but if you can lay down 10 or 20 hidden health threats, that would be great!

nobody give this 'man' any secrets regarding human health and physiology. the future of our planet may depend on it

we have infiltrated your human genome project. your secrets are no more

basically, oxygen kills us and gold freezes us in time

basically, if you dont stick your finger up your ass every time you shit your colon will back up its things and move to detroit

you mean back off

my colon is 2 meters shorter than everyone elses.

the average person should swallow eleven butterflies over the course of every summer. underconsumption leads to a tortured soul and may result in becoming a ghost after passing away

You have seventeen minutes to live and you will spend the bulk of them here. quite sad actually.

i have three penises

Centipedes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.

corn nuts are surprisingly high in fiber.

farts smell bad, but taste great

Vegetarians have the most terrible farts

i think a lot of them eat organic-based food...that shit always gave me the worst shits and gas ever.

the average woman will give birth to two turtles prior to having a child. this widens the birth canal and prepares them for labor. it is also the origin of the phrase "shell shock".

I have a liver 75-80% damaged beyond any physical repair (Cirrhossis of the liver, stage 3 going into 4), completely dead, so I have to maintain the 20% I have left in order to live.

I didn't read any of this thread.

  On 9/25/2009 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

basically, oxygen kills us

True

  On 9/25/2009 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

and gold freezes us in time

Wat?

receiving unwanted anal sex makes your dick bigger

excercise, eat lots of different things, and be happy, don't smoke too much also. Oh yeah, sleep well(and sleep sober, don't use booze to fall asleep).

  On 9/26/2009 at 11:06 AM, Dragon said:

  On 9/25/2009 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

basically, oxygen kills us

 

True

 

  On 9/25/2009 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

and gold freezes us in time

 

Wat?

Fucking lol.

  On 9/26/2009 at 6:40 AM, Capsaicin said:

Vegetarians have the most terrible farts

this

its really funny actually because vegetarians are usually all morally upright and proper and shit but they fart like a motherfucker and the contrast is funny

usually i'll say something like "and you say I'M the unhealthy one?"

  On 9/27/2009 at 1:03 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 9/26/2009 at 6:40 AM, Capsaicin said:

Vegetarians have the most terrible farts

this

 

its really funny actually because vegetarians are usually all morally upright and proper and shit but they fart like a motherfucker and the contrast is funny

 

usually i'll say something like "and you say I'M the unhealthy one?"

Yes, but on the contrary, vegetarians general taste better.

the quicker your reflexes the longer you'll live.

love will break your heart