trip me out with a health fact

  On 9/26/2009 at 6:46 AM, southside jim said:

i think a lot of them eat organic-based food...that shit always gave me the worst shits and gas ever.

i would hardly imagine consumption of organic food has any correlation whatsoever to flatulence. Completely unrelated.

beans and soy make for gassy boy

my mom's uterus is really big

if you suck my dick you will live forever

  On 9/25/2009 at 4:38 PM, Yegg said:

Centipedes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.

Lol. Well played.

  On 4/2/2010 at 12:42 AM, viscosity said:

i've heard rumors that my school adds laxatives to the food in order to prevent food poisoning

 

may or may not be true, i do tend to get the shits whenever i eat there though

we had the same rumors when i was in school. i'm pretty sure they were true but the food was SPECTACULAR

It's nice that you thought it was laxative and not just that the people preparing the food had poofingers.

No more than 65% of all Calamari served in restaurants is, in reality, human foreskin.

You can make Jello out of your fingernails and toenails.

When a mosquito bites you, it's really impregnating you with larvae that crawl through your bloodstream, attach to your brain stem, and make you gay.

we don't know ourselves very well, but that doesn't stop us

exactly, or rather we know ourselves too well. and that is what stops us

If you eat raw cookie dough then you get salmonella