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picture the scene; joyrex sat in restaurant with wife, debussy twinkling background, faces lit by candlelight - his pager beeps. he looks, his face slackens. "what is it?" his wife asks, seeing his expression turn suddenly grave. "i have to go" he mutters. "but we just ordered! our breakfast burritos will be here any minute!" she replies. he looks up and with stern conviction says "it's the internet, i'm needed. i have to go". her expression too hardens as she gives a curt nod of comprehension. in one swift movement joyrex launches from his seat, tucks his boner into his sweatpants and makes for the door, casually vaulting a children's birthday party table and farting at the peak of his arc.

  On 10/12/2009 at 11:43 PM, idrn said:

picture the scene; joyrex sat in restaurant with wife, debussy twinkling background, faces lit by candlelight - his pager beeps. he looks, his face slackens. "what is it?" his wife asks, seeing his expression turn suddenly grave. "i have to go" he mutters. "but we just ordered! our breakfast burritos will be here any minute!" she replies. he looks up and with stern conviction says "it's the internet, i'm needed. i have to go". her expression too hardens as she gives a curt nod of comprehension. in one swift movement joyrex launches from his seat, tucks his boner into his sweatpants and makes for the door, casually vaulting a children's birthday party table and farting at the peak of his arc.

God damnit you fucker!!! Fucking blasted my asda coke out of my nose as I read that!! It burrrnnnsss!!

kakapo has single handedly reunited watmm.

well, if you want something hard enough, you'll go to some lengths to get it.

and that was some fine work. mega lols all round.

but its all for not, if there was a subforums you'd definitely have won your green card with that though.

genius enough to have warranted the lol none the less.

good stuff kaks.

"fucking LOL"

4.86 poop stars

  On 10/13/2009 at 12:04 AM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

4.86 poop stars

Out of 5 I hope.

mega lols

best thing i've ever seen on this forum

you should be canonized kakapo

  On 10/13/2009 at 12:05 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 10/13/2009 at 12:04 AM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

4.86 poop stars

 

Out of 5 I hope.

yes.

f u abusivegeorge

etc.

don't hold back sooth - straight in with 2 feet, studs and awl.

LOL! One of the best things I've seen on here in a long while. Let's celebrate! LTMemberships for EVERYONE!!!

FIGHT THE POWER

DOWN WITH DA FUKIN LTMS

meh, it was well written, but I've seen at least a dozen versions of this hitler shit, kinda tired

  On 10/12/2009 at 11:58 PM, ~ism said:

well, if you want something hard enough, you'll go to some lengths to get it.

 

and that was some fine work. mega lols all round.

 

 

but its all for not, if there was a subforums you'd definitely have won your green card with that though.

 

genius enough to have warranted the lol none the less.

 

good stuff kaks.

surely naught.

or nowt. nowt would work as well, and it's a lovely word.

i've drank 2.5 litres of pikey cider in the time it takes to watch Angels and Demons. i just spewed, as did my drinking buddy.lol

  On 10/13/2009 at 12:42 AM, karmakramer said:

meh, it was well written, but I've seen at least a dozen versions of this hitler shit, kinda tired

  On 10/13/2009 at 12:44 AM, kaini said:

or nowt. nowt would work as well, and it's a lovely word.

'tis indeed.

sorry but this video is fail.

yesh, he totally rips on you!