Universe went back in time to sabotage LHC!!

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26229233-5014239,00.html

"They say their maths proves that nature will "ripple backward through time" to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

this shit is totally futurama/red dwarf. gets funnier the more i read it.

It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

What am I supposed to be doing? Killing my Grandfather?

  On 10/19/2009 at 9:50 AM, abusivegeorge said:

What am I supposed to be doing? Killing my Grandfather?

No, sleeping with your grandmother so you BECOME your grandfather.

Holy shit.

Also, LOL.

lol

  On 10/19/2009 at 9:47 AM, uelogy said:

It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

  On 10/19/2009 at 10:48 AM, Obel said:

  On 10/19/2009 at 9:47 AM, uelogy said:

It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

past-tensing

it will been had happening

You hate a scientific experiment? Why, did it spill your pint or something?

big weapon go boom

you do the funny

haha we all be dead

make a joke while youre childs face is torn open in a glass windshield. haha do the funny.

this has become such a ridiculous idea, everyone goes, "duh....destroy world be funny...i watch the TV", meanwhile we all get sucked into a space the size of a rolling dice. "haha, ET make the funny again! he makes the laughter occur duh duh"!

FUCK YOU! hide! hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!! were far beyond fighting, even hiding is retarded, but i bet you think youre gonna be fine, and i bet you disagree with me because i said the word "retarded"... thats how fucked you are!

HAVE FUN PEOPLE. YOURE ALL GONNA DIE!

  On 10/19/2009 at 11:43 AM, ET said:

 

"god particle", ugh

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But Prof Cox, ex-keyboardist for 1990's pop group D:REAM, dismissed the hysteria in rock-star style.

 

"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a tw--," he said.

wtf?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26202947-5014239,00.html

also this. CERN scientist approaches al qaeda over the internet...

hmmmm. how easy would it be to contact them do you think. i want to troll them.

edit: dont understand how to link that page

  On 10/19/2009 at 11:34 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

i hate the lhc

Please explain.

  On 10/19/2009 at 1:08 PM, LUDD said:

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But Prof Cox, ex-keyboardist for 1990's pop group D:REAM, dismissed the hysteria in rock-star style.

 

"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a tw--," he said.

 

 

wtf?

FTW

lol science for everyone

science is fucking terrifying. the stakes are too high

  On 10/19/2009 at 2:25 PM, verticalhold said:

science is fucking terrifying. the stakes are too high

things were so much safer when we lived in mud huts

look, when the fuck are they going to invent hoverboards?

  On 10/19/2009 at 5:21 PM, BCM said:

look, when the fuck are they going to invent hoverboards?

I invented a hoverboard once. But then my future self turned up, kicked me in the nuts and stole it. Bastard.

  On 10/19/2009 at 5:21 PM, BCM said:

look, when the fuck are they going to invent hoverboards?

22/12/2012

right after the end of everything