post your favourite aphex stories.

i love alcofribas

  On 1/28/2010 at 1:48 AM, Alcofribas said:

two times ago i was sucking richards penis and when he was blowing it i fucking heard some one shouting "COME ON MY SELECTOR" at the same time and i was like wait, woah. i swallowed, pulled up my pants (i had been jacking off my dick) and turned off the Prodigy album we were digging. i walked up the stairs, into the attic and placed myself into the cedar chest that richard bought for me as a home. when i awoke the next day to paincakes and frenchtuss i saw a fresh analord binder waiting for me, in each slot of which i found a pancake version of the LPs.

 

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Proper lol'd *claps

at the 2009 WHP gig i was at the front of the line with the missus who isnt really into aphex twin. When he walked out some guy who probs on watmm tapped her on the shoulder and said " look there he is" with a bit of gusto, she looked turned to me and said "he looks younger with his hair short, i can't believe he's nearly 40"

  On 1/27/2010 at 1:48 AM, Alcofribas said:

then the ae boys came by and we were totally jamming on old analogs when their mate comes in and he's like, "i'm thom from squarepusher" and he fucking whips out this mental bass guitar riff and the tube amps and vintage high fi gear was rumbling and shit. fucking crazy night. richard was there of course.

major lol

I've never meant him but I've told myself before I die at have to at least see him in concert 1 time. Barley comes to the states though.

  On 1/29/2010 at 2:07 PM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

I've never meant him but I've told myself before I die at have to at least see him in concert 1 time. Barley comes to the states though.

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b...boris?

Last night I dreamed I found Mr Twin in my vagina. He was very small though, so he could hide up inside. I tried to pull him out by his feet, but he didn't want to, and kept insisting on crawling back inside. I tried reasoning with him, going "What if I take a piss, you could fall out and drown in the toilet bowl, what a loss to music!" but he didn't want to hear it. But then I just shrugged and thought "I'm sure when I get my next period, then he'll come out, for certain." It was odd, because it wasn't the slightest bit erotic. Just a bit uncomfortable if he turned around and elbowed me in the fallopian tube or something.

I think this place is seriously affecting my brain.

madame, would you like to take my piss?

I would'nt want to meet aphex. Unless I was making music too and playing a gig or something. Whats there to say? Why meet him?

He's only really famous to us anyway

once i was talking to aphex in the internet, then i found out it wasn't actually aphex. true story

I'd never want to meet the actual Him. I mean, what on earth would be the point?

But obviously he's a very very powerful symbol to my subconscious. I like the idea of him a heck of a lot more than the actual reality. And I like the idea of this collective approach to combining all our impressions/near misses into this kind of uber-collective subconscious Aphex Twin (which has little or nothing to do with the real human behind it) which is the result of our collective experiences and imaginations.

I have talked to aphex on the internet. Like really, and he was really nice until he found out I was a fanboy. Hes just a regular guy that likes to talk shop as much as the rest of us

i was having a sweaty barbecue at my house when all of a sudden richard turns up with this massive gammon steak and i'm like you don't cook gammon on a barbecue but by the time i'd finished saying that he'd burnt down my house and killed all the other guests

then we made SAW II using the charred ruins of my home

then i woke up and it was all just a wet dream

I had a dream I was on a weekend vacation in a cabin with a girl and her friend.Her friend was dating richard and he came along. We were both wearing those cheezy winter sweaters with christmasy designs. Drinking hot choco sitting by the fire. Having regular conversations about life and love.. I never let on I was his biggest fan. I just tried to act normal and we got along wonderfully.

lel.

i just had a real aphex story. i was at some shitty student house party where some guy with torq and a controller thought he was the shit playing strobe by deadmau5. he was proper fist pumping acting the shit when i went to speak to him. I have dj'ed for 4 years so i like to think i know my stuff so I started to be nice and be help him learn how to beatmatch ( he was just playing on / off ) , he said something like "hey man, the girls love this, what do you know anything about it? are you djing at this party or what?

ha

he then proceded to say in front of a few admirers " I bet you I can mix together any song you like and it will be the shit" with a big fuck off smirk. so i slapped on 54 cymru beats from my usb stick and took him to the challenge.

he didnt quite manage to say the least and looked vaguelly frightened by the track.

  On 1/30/2010 at 12:09 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Last night I dreamed I found Mr Twin in my vagina. He was very small though, so he could hide up inside. I tried to pull him out by his feet, but he didn't want to, and kept insisting on crawling back inside. I tried reasoning with him, going "What if I take a piss, you could fall out and drown in the toilet bowl, what a loss to music!" but he didn't want to hear it. But then I just shrugged and thought "I'm sure when I get my next period, then he'll come out, for certain." It was odd, because it wasn't the slightest bit erotic. Just a bit uncomfortable if he turned around and elbowed me in the fallopian tube or something.

 

I think this place is seriously affecting my brain.

holy shit dude i had the same dream

  On 1/31/2010 at 2:42 AM, tompty said:

lel.

 

i just had a real aphex story. i was at some shitty student house party where some guy with torq and a controller thought he was the shit playing strobe by deadmau5. he was proper fist pumping acting the shit when i went to speak to him. I have dj'ed for 4 years so i like to think i know my stuff so I started to be nice and be help him learn how to beatmatch ( he was just playing on / off ) , he said something like "hey man, the girls love this, what do you know anything about it? are you djing at this party or what?

 

ha

 

he then proceded to say in front of a few admirers " I bet you I can mix together any song you like and it will be the shit" with a big fuck off smirk. so i slapped on 54 cymru beats from my usb stick and took him to the challenge.

 

he didnt quite manage to say the least and looked vaguelly frightened by the track.

Wow, he sounds like a smarmy cunt, thank god I don't talk/associate with dicks like that :D (although really? Cymru was too easy if he actually knew real music and could have mixed it in with some music ala a few Venetian Snares tracks or something :P, just slap generic gabba on and say "have fun you cunt")

  On 1/31/2010 at 6:03 AM, Macca said:

  On 1/31/2010 at 2:42 AM, tompty said:

lel.

 

i just had a real aphex story. i was at some shitty student house party where some guy with torq and a controller thought he was the shit playing strobe by deadmau5. he was proper fist pumping acting the shit when i went to speak to him. I have dj'ed for 4 years so i like to think i know my stuff so I started to be nice and be help him learn how to beatmatch ( he was just playing on / off ) , he said something like "hey man, the girls love this, what do you know anything about it? are you djing at this party or what?

 

ha

 

he then proceded to say in front of a few admirers " I bet you I can mix together any song you like and it will be the shit" with a big fuck off smirk. so i slapped on 54 cymru beats from my usb stick and took him to the challenge.

 

he didnt quite manage to say the least and looked vaguelly frightened by the track.

 

Wow, he sounds like a smarmy cunt, thank god I don't talk/associate with dicks like that :D (although really? Cymru was too easy if he actually knew real music and could have mixed it in with some music ala a few Venetian Snares tracks or something :P, just slap generic gabba on and say "have fun you cunt")

the problem there is that venetian snares isn't real music

i once posted in an aphex twin message board... true story.

I've never listened to Nannou in it's entirety and don't want to

  On 2/1/2010 at 5:48 AM, Echo said:

I've never listened to Nannou in it's entirety and don't want to

  On 1/26/2010 at 4:07 PM, Willemjan said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 11:51 PM, Rabid said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 6:17 PM, Masonic Boom said:

So I have this friend who went to art school in Cornwall and he always claimed to see Mr Twin about town. I refused to believe him & accused him of making the whole thing up. So he goes and gets the footage off his mate's cameraphone to prove it. Sure enough, the first thing Mr Twin does, after laughing at the antics of stupid drunken art students, is whip out a camera and start photographing them all.

There was a video like that on youtube. One of the guys said something like "why are you photographing me? You're famous!" Wish I could find it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXCBmkLzzh8

Thats outside Remedies in Falmouth

  On 1/28/2010 at 1:48 AM, Alcofribas said:

two times ago i was sucking richards penis and when he was blowing it i fucking heard some one shouting "COME ON MY SELECTOR" at the same time and i was like wait, woah. i swallowed, pulled up my pants (i had been jacking off my dick) and turned off the Prodigy album we were digging. i walked up the stairs, into the attic and placed myself into the cedar chest that richard bought for me as a home. when i awoke the next day to paincakes and frenchtuss i saw a fresh analord binder waiting for me, in each slot of which i found a pancake version of the LPs.

 

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omg the exact same thing happened to me