weed in jail

probably do you good. enjoy

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i did that from memory

USA Network female prison movies used to give me actual sweatpants boners. With that in mind should I read this thread ?

  On 10/23/2009 at 9:47 PM, Velazquez said:

USA Network female prison movies used to give me actual sweatpants boners. With that in mind should I read this thread ?

she'll have enough time to make a 168 ep while she's in the slammer!

thanks for all the pm's - I read the thread, I went limp after Fred almost said fuck it.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

10 days is not really enough time to get the full jail experience...spiderweb tattoo on your elbow, hiding a shank in your rectum, giving head for cigarettes, getting thrown in the hole...

shank somebody while you're inside, get yourself a little more time.

i went yesterday to figure out that they dont have my paperwork...so i have to turn myself in this friday

they're just making sure the ladies get a nice sweat going over you.

bring a spoon and dig your way out like shawshank

weed you have to have serious issues if you didn't do simple, basic community service in order to prevent yourself from going to jail. are you currently in therapy or undergoing any kind of mental health treatment?

  On 10/24/2009 at 5:12 AM, Rubin Farr said:

bring a spoon and dig your way out like shawshank

wasn't that a hammer?

Possible Weed dialogue in jail-

weed- " I miss posting on watumm"

butch inmate-" what's watumm?"

lols ensue.

im pretty sure they have wifi in jail

have this girl ever not sucked?

  On 10/24/2009 at 4:52 AM, weed said:

i went yesterday to figure out that they dont have my paperwork...so i have to turn myself in this friday

Oh my god . . . I can't believe I didn't read this . . . It's the funniest fucking thing I've read all month.

She seriously couldn't turn herself in because they were missing her paperwork?! I sure don't know the entire situation, but just reading this made me laugh directly and audibly.

  On 10/24/2009 at 5:36 AM, chax said:

weed you have to have serious issues if you didn't do simple, basic community service in order to prevent yourself from going to jail. are you currently in therapy or undergoing any kind of mental health treatment?

my sentiments exactly

  On 10/24/2009 at 4:03 PM, KY said:

  On 10/24/2009 at 5:36 AM, chax said:

weed you have to have serious issues if you didn't do simple, basic community service in order to prevent yourself from going to jail. are you currently in therapy or undergoing any kind of mental health treatment?

 

my sentiments exactly

lol this

also, it's called prison not jail lol

I know this girl (right) from the pub where I work. I think she's part of the weed breed.

what breed is that? the completely incapable of functioning as an adult breed?

Appearance-wise, I think they're similar. And yes, that girl's an idiot too.

girl looks slightly less ugly and a lot less stupid that weed

  On 11/17/2009 at 3:02 PM, patternoverlap said:

what breed is that? the completely incapable of functioning as an adult breed?

and what kind of well functioning adult does this make you? making fun of a young female adult on an internet message board full of men

It makes me someone who's tired of the attention whoring that the likes of she and you perpetuate.

c'mon ET her head's massive lol