Cold Turkey Masturbates'

  On 1/19/2010 at 8:56 PM, Joyrex said:

Wouldn't it be better if you warmed up the turkey first (not too much; don't want to burn your willy), before masturbating with it?

I came in this thread thinking the same thing

I am very disappointed in how it turned out

  On 1/19/2010 at 4:23 PM, abusivegeorge said:

You're probably just straining too hard.

Wasn't pushing that hard, everything came out with a nice plop, and I was noticing chunks dribbling out of the wet end and into the porcelain pink lemonade punch bowl. Did it again two days later while reading some poetic bathroom graffitti.

i was walking downtown and it kept rubbing on my zipper and fuck did it hurt.

shit is fucking epic though.

if i could only touch my penis.

relax, it's just sex