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  On 10/30/2009 at 1:34 AM, taint said:

lasagna cat is transcendent genius.

 

Kenvinst cuntstner

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

taint forgot the best one

[youtubehd]RUUNslMcGh8[/youtubehd]

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 10/29/2009 at 4:58 PM, Bubba69 said:
  On 10/29/2009 at 4:55 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

your high brow avante garde humor is so ambitious and over my head I can barely fathom it as real.

 

is that a garfield quote?

 

I was hoping somebody was going to make thi into a garfield comic.

Coincidentally I just had this conversation with a hooker last night:

 

me: Yeah, I'd like to see your two dogs some time, I like dogs. But I'm more of a cat person.

 

her: I don't like cats so much, except for the kind you have in America!

 

me: huh?

 

her: you know, like the one in the movie "Garfield"!

 

me: but he's not real

 

her: what?

 

me: he's not real, he's fake

 

her: but it looks real! The people in the movie are real...

 

me: the people are real, but the cat is fake. He was made by computers.

 

her (looking sad): oh...

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

Guest nene multiple assgasms
  On 10/30/2009 at 8:29 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:
  On 10/30/2009 at 8:26 AM, lumpenprol said:

Coincidentally I just had this conversation with a hooker last night:

 

me: Yeah, I'd like to see your two dogs some time, I like dogs. But I'm more of a cat person.

 

her: I don't like cats so much, except for the kind you have in America!

 

me: huh?

 

her: you know, like the one in the movie "Garfield"!

 

me: but he's not real

 

her: what?

 

me: he's not real, he's fake

 

her: but it looks real! The people in the movie are real...

 

me: the people are real, but the cat is fake. He was made by computers.

 

her (looking sad): oh...

:facepalm:

 

does she think america is some sort of fantastical imaginationland or something?

  • 3 months later...

oh. this is a thing. lol.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 2/3/2010 at 2:51 AM, A/D said:

OMG GUYS I FINALLY FOUND BATJEW'S GARFIELDS! after all of these threads I've wanted to post them in. NSF YOU!!!! TOO SPOOKY FOR WORK

 

 

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I like all these differant takes on Garfield but I think the above are some of the most solid and funny. Second one down is great. Do you have a link for more?

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:26 AM, lumpenprol said:

Coincidentally I just had this conversation with a hooker last night:

 

me: Yeah, I'd like to see your two dogs some time, I like dogs. But I'm more of a cat person.

 

her: I don't like cats so much, except for the kind you have in America!

 

me: huh?

 

her: you know, like the one in the movie "Garfield"!

 

me: but he's not real

 

her: what?

 

me: he's not real, he's fake

 

her: but it looks real! The people in the movie are real...

 

me: the people are real, but the cat is fake. He was made by computers.

 

her (looking sad): oh...

 

was this hooker 6 years old, by any chance?

  On 2/3/2010 at 9:30 AM, Space Coyote said:

 

I like all these differant takes on Garfield but I think the above are some of the most solid and funny. Second one down is great. Do you have a link for more?

 

They were all reposted in this thread on /b/. Batjew's site has been down for years.

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