Bearataur has Cancer

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Bearataur has prostate cancer

 

Bearataur is also an accomplished writer, director and artist

Bearataur has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and is cancelling all forthcoming appearances to focus on treatment, his manager has said.

 

Sam Maydew revealed the creature is undergoing a "special programme" of treatment in his castle, adding, "we're hoping for the best."

 

Earlier on this month the 73-year-old was admitted to hospital in New York.

It was disclosed the Bear Rider star was treated for severe flu-like symptoms and dehydration.

 

Bearataur had been expected to appear at an exhibition in Australia, entitled Bearataur And The New Mythical Animals, which was a collection of his artwork and photography.

Tony Sweeney, a spokesman for the Australian Centre for the Moving Image, said: "Obviously his health is the number one priority and we wish him a very speedy recovery."

 

The Oscar-nominated creature, who is also an accomplished writer, director and artist, is also known for films including The Bear and Seabiscuit.

 

He is currently appearing in a TV adaptation of the 1981 Oscar-winning film Clash of the Titans.

dammit this is just sad, who woould of thought that a mythical figure like bearature could get sick with cancer. Im sick of this shit, why him? Bearature I lvoe you.

further proof that a steady diet of fish is no good for ruminants

Thank fuck you included the photo in your post. It really banished any pre-conceived perceptions I had of Bearataur (with or without cancer).

they say that regular sexual intercourse helps prevent prostate cancer. Sadly, bearataur could never find the she-bearataur of his dreams.

It must be unBEARable.

i was really hoping you were going to transition into a witnessing for christ there xxx

Is this thing on!?

Heh..heh... tough crowd

he'll probably end up bearalyzed

I wonder if people will BEARate him for this.

I thought (and was kinda hoping) that this thread was about bea arthur

not SFW

This is TAURible.

That is Bearable

I know URSAddened by the ne ws.

This news is BEARing down on me so hard I TAUR a ligament.

ok please stop TAURturing us! I cannot BEARATAURn ligament!

prostate cancer is a real issue.

take action before it's too late.

this link is education\l, but perhaps a little nsfw, too.

come on wattm. serious issue. preventative measures.

I guess you could say he's a half HORSE, half BEAR, with CANCER!

If anything was to be cancerous I would expect a Crabataur. No picture available atm.

  On 10/30/2009 at 9:00 PM, Glass Plate said:

If anything was to be cancerous I would expect a Crabataur. No picture available atm.

Very clever.

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

wow this is amazingly fascinating.

  On 10/30/2009 at 9:10 PM, Babar said:

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

 

wow this is amazingly fascinating.

fucking insane!

"It will take a lot more than cancer to kill that old bear. Old bear! He likes the honey!"