Bearataur has Cancer

Bearcock

I bet this Bearataur joins WWE. I bet Vince Russo wil try and sign it up. Cancer or no cancer, put that creature in the ring with Hulk Hogan or The Sting and it will claw their butts off. I'd love to see that. There used to be a guy who lived near me who had a bear called Hercules (no shit, google it) and he put on shows where he wrestled with the bear and the bear bit his bollocks off. They used to do shows all over the country. Helcules died a few years ago, god rest his soul. Anyway, Hercules was pretty light on his feet, this bearataur wouldn't be as sharp....what with having the body of a horse. Lack of manouverability. And it would have to drop that illegal weapon its carrying, no place for that thing in WWE.

I will inform Rupert Murdoch when I get into work in the early hours of tomorrow, see if he can help.

  On 10/30/2009 at 10:00 PM, verticalhold said:

 

"It will take a lot more than cancer to kill that old bear. Old bear! He likes the honey!"

Cancer never stopped old big bear

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:55 PM, Rightsidedrive said:

guys URSAbotaging a serious tread

oh my lol

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

I cant stop watching it, is there a proper video of this?

  On 10/31/2009 at 3:54 AM, placidburp said:

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

I cant stop watching it, is there a proper video of this?

dear sweet jah rastafari

this gif needs a thorough explanation y0

Bearataur would approve were he not crippled by cancer

well I was just thinking it would be funny to see the aftermath really. there isn't one. though I did find this...

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good riddens

  On 10/31/2009 at 2:12 AM, dr lopez said:

  On 10/30/2009 at 10:00 PM, verticalhold said:

 

"It will take a lot more than cancer to kill that old bear. Old bear! He likes the honey!"

 

Cancer never stopped old big bear

I didn't even know we were calling him "Big Bear"

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

I can't stop laughing right now.

  On 10/31/2009 at 6:13 AM, Alex C said:

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

 

I can't stop laughing right now.

lol, goes well with your sig

The bar has been raised, holy fucking lol

have no idea where the gif is from guys, sorry

  On 10/30/2009 at 8:48 PM, Berk said:

joyrex banning beneboi

Need to check this bearataurs glans.