Guest placidburp Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 A man is having a costume party where the theme is emotions. He hears the doorbell ring, opens the door and there is a girl dressed all in pink with a feather boa. The guy asks "what have you come as" the Girl answered "I'm tickled pink!". "Nice one!" says the host. "Come on in and have a drink". 5 minutes later he hears the doorbell again and there is a guy dressed all in green. "What have you come as" the host asks. "I'm green with envy" he says. "Haha! Brilliant! come in and have a drink." 5 minutes later the doorbell rings again the man opens it and there are two big Jamaicans standing there naked one with penis in a bowl of yellow stuff, and the other one with his penis jammed inside a pear. Shocked, the host says "What the!!?? What the hell have you come as?!" One of them answers "Well mon, I'm fucking dis custard and he's come in dis pear!" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 On 10/31/2009 at 1:33 PM, Babar said: C'est vrai, je vois bien Hugo en train de sniffer la coke, pendant qu'il écrit les misérable tout en enculant la bonne. cet homme est fou Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 What's brown, nasty and floats on water? Reveal hidden contents Somali Pirates. My girlfriend’s just had an emergency operation on her hands. I keep calling to see how it went, but she’s not picking up. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 so little johnny is chilling with his friends up to no good, you, skipping class and what not. A hot young teacher seems them from the second floor and screams at them to get back to class as she runs down the stairs to collar them. Well, her high hells cause her to stumble and she land at the base of the stairs legs akimbo, she was wearing a skirt. Little johnny and his friends can do nothing but gape, which is natural a such a young age. The principal, who happens to have a romantic interest in the teacher, decides to make an example out of the three boys and drags them to the office. To the first one, he asks, peter, how much did you see of the teacher when she fell? Well, the boy stutters, I just saw her ankles, 2 months expelled yells the principal. And you, Jeremiah, how much did you see? Well, the shifts nerviously, I saw her calves; 4 months expelled screams the principal. A finally, little johnny, how much did you see? To which johnny responds, well i guess I aint ever seeing you again!!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 On 10/31/2009 at 4:36 PM, Rightsidedrive said: so little johnny is chilling with his friends up to no good, you, skipping class and what not. A hot young teacher seems them from the second floor and screams at them to get back to class as she runs down the stairs to collar them. Well, her high hells cause her to stumble and she land at the base of the stairs legs akimbo, she was wearing a skirt. Little johnny and his friends can do nothing but gape, which is natural a such a young age. The principal, who happens to have a romantic interest in the teacher, decides to make an example out of the three boys and drags them to the office. To the first one, he asks, peter, how much did you see of the teacher when she fell(duck sound)? Well, the boy stutters, I just saw her ankles, 2 months expelled yells the principal. And you, Jeremiah, how much did you see*PARP*? Well, the *shifts nerviously* I saw her calves; 4 months (rasberried sigh) the principal. A finally, little johnny, how much did you see?To which johnny responds, well i guess I aint ever seeing you again!!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1156919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 a man walks into a bar. ouch! Reveal hidden contents (it was a gay bar) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Re: sig ↨ As a kid, I always enjoyed beating Wrestlefest and Superstars while on acid, ive always been quite argumental. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 So I went to a politically correct convention really drunk. When I got there I totally African Americaned out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 On 11/1/2009 at 1:46 AM, dr lopez said: So I went to a politically correct convention really drunk. When I got there I totally African Americaned out. don't make me call you out. that's twice now. dig deeper. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 (edited) On 11/1/2009 at 1:48 AM, sneaksta303 said: On 11/1/2009 at 1:46 AM, dr lopez said: So I went to a politically correct convention really drunk. When I got there I totally African Americaned out. don't make me call you out. that's twice now. dig deeper. lol it's not like any other post invented their jokes. Edited November 1, 2009 by dr lopez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 lol maybe it's just because I saw it YESTERDAY (again) and it was fresh in my mind. I'm just talking shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!" "No he's a-not, he's a-wearin' a neck-a tie!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 On 10/31/2009 at 1:16 PM, Dirty Protest said: Whats the smallest pub in the world? Reveal hidden contents The Thalidomide Arms Hahahahahahahahahahah I've never laughed so heartily in all me days sonny bo. tell another. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 On 10/31/2009 at 1:42 PM, placidburp said: A man is having a costume party where the theme is emotions. He hears the doorbell ring, opens the door and there is a girl dressed all in pink with a feather boa. The guy asks "what have you come as" the Girl answered "I'm tickled pink!". "Nice one!" says the host. "Come on in and have a drink". 5 minutes later he hears the doorbell again and there is a guy dressed all in green. "What have you come as" the host asks. "I'm green with envy" he says. "Haha! Brilliant! come in and have a drink." 5 minutes later the doorbell rings again the man opens it and there are two big Jamaicans standing there naked one with penis in a bowl of yellow stuff, and the other one with his penis jammed inside a pear. Shocked, the host says "What the!!?? What the hell have you come as?!" One of them answers "Well mon, I'm fucking dis custard and he's come in dis pear!" haha Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 need more dead baby jokes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 what do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in wales? Reveal hidden contents a recreation centre Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 new zealander jokes are directed towards sheep? damn thats weird. but cool though, i mean, thats australia, right? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 q. what do you call a deer with no eyes? a. no eye deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 On 11/1/2009 at 5:23 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: lol you know what i meant lol yeah, sorry its the jagermeister. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Reveal hidden contents gang rape Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 a man goes into a bar. something happens, the outcome of which is hilarious Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Reveal hidden contents i went to the zoo yesterday. Reveal hidden contents it only had one animal. Reveal hidden contents a dog. Reveal hidden contents it was a shitzu. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 what did the queen bee say to the naughty worker bee... Reveal hidden contents bee-hive! two bumble bees are sitting on a daisy. one bee turns to the other and says. i am absolutely sick of honey. the other bee replies... Reveal hidden contents sick of honey? you have got to bee pollen my leg! what does mr. bumble bee shout on arrival home from a busy day at the flower patch... Reveal hidden contents hive honey, i'm home! what has yellow and back stripes and buzzes around? Reveal hidden contents a wasp. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50321-jokes-thread/page/2/#findComment-1157387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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