pissed off my girlfriend

my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm.

I would have laughed too, don't feel bad.

Why would your gf care? Because you weren't in the moment? What a bkdfjbnfkbno;dfmxknf.

???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob???

I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too.

  On 11/6/2009 at 3:16 AM, joshuatxuk said:

I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too.

i feel better already. word, watmm.

even if i were sitting in front of the tv while iron chef was on with my eyes wide open i still wouldn't have heard that because i would have been getting my dick sucked. you're obviously gay.

you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction"

I want a blow job and a pissed off girlfriend...

This thread's tone is a lot more problematic sounding then it should be.

Dream away.

i once fell asleep during a blow job. she didnt get mad.

  On 11/6/2009 at 3:40 AM, lumpenprol said:

you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction"

Fucking lol.

I watch the bj network while eating chicken.

A small, strict gag was in order, dude...

Tell her to stop being so touchy, then take her out to get some KFC to make it all up while conveniently forgeting your wallet at home.

So you didn't piss on your girlfriend then? I must have misread the topic.

  On 11/6/2009 at 3:16 AM, A/D said:

???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob???

The only time I've gotten to the end of a blowjob was while watching

I'm not falling for this, you don't have a girlfriend an have never had a blowjob because your a sad little geek.

But if I'm wrong an this is true, your getting told off for not totally focusing on her. N00bie error.

No one ever get a blowjob while watching porn? My gf used to do this for me all the time.

come back when you pissed ON your girlfriend.

man...ive had that hap-pen to me before....family guy or something was on in the background and she got all angry because i laughed.

wtf//

i have also enjoyed a female fellating my penis.

How long did it take you to think that one up?

not long

  On 11/6/2009 at 5:12 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I watch the bj network while eating chicken.

lol