Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I would have laughed too, don't feel bad. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Why would your gf care? Because you weren't in the moment? What a bkdfjbnfkbno;dfmxknf. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 ???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob??? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 On 11/6/2009 at 3:16 AM, joshuatxuk said: I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too. i feel better already. word, watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 even if i were sitting in front of the tv while iron chef was on with my eyes wide open i still wouldn't have heard that because i would have been getting my dick sucked. you're obviously gay. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I want a blow job and a pissed off girlfriend... This thread's tone is a lot more problematic sounding then it should be. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex C Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Dream away. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 i once fell asleep during a blow job. she didnt get mad. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 On 11/6/2009 at 3:40 AM, lumpenprol said: you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction" Fucking lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I watch the bj network while eating chicken. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 A small, strict gag was in order, dude... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bob Dylan's signature Hide all signatures *** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation *** helping America into the New World... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Tell her to stop being so touchy, then take her out to get some KFC to make it all up while conveniently forgeting your wallet at home. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 So you didn't piss on your girlfriend then? I must have misread the topic. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 On 11/6/2009 at 3:16 AM, A/D said: ???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob??? The only time I've gotten to the end of a blowjob was while watching Reveal hidden contents FFIV: Advent Children Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I'm not falling for this, you don't have a girlfriend an have never had a blowjob because your a sad little geek. But if I'm wrong an this is true, your getting told off for not totally focusing on her. N00bie error. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 No one ever get a blowjob while watching porn? My gf used to do this for me all the time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 come back when you pissed ON your girlfriend. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 man...ive had that hap-pen to me before....family guy or something was on in the background and she got all angry because i laughed. wtf// Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 i have also enjoyed a female fellating my penis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 How long did it take you to think that one up? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 not long Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 On 11/6/2009 at 5:12 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: I watch the bj network while eating chicken. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50452-pissed-off-my-girlfriend/#findComment-1159634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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