pissed off my girlfriend

*waits patiently for the "i pissed on my girlfriend" parody thread*

i pissed on your girlfriend, fred.

*does a barrel roll)

i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand."

what the frak does that mean?

Leave her $20 on the night stand. That will make her feel better.

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:38 PM, iamabe said:

i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand."

 

what the frak does that mean?

Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her reaction carefully.

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:49 PM, Braintree said:

Leave her $20 on the night stand. That will make her feel better.

Make sure the note beside it says "Go buy yourself something pretty that you can wear when you do that again."

COOL STORY BRO

next time she bitches punch her in the chest (the area between her boobs) and kick her knees.

that'll teach her.

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:53 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:38 PM, iamabe said:

i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand."

 

what the frak does that mean?

 

Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her reaction carefully.

does this sound like suicide to anyone else?

  On 11/6/2009 at 10:39 PM, xxx said:

Partial fail: Morimoto was discussing the challenge ingredient pheasant, not chicken. Pay closer attention.

WORD, you have a good memory. he was very emphatic about the female pheasant breast.

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:53 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:38 PM, iamabe said:

i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand."

 

what the frak does that mean?

 

Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her erection carefully.

  On 11/6/2009 at 11:32 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:53 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/6/2009 at 9:38 PM, iamabe said:

i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand."

 

what the frak does that mean?

 

Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her erection carefully.

Nicely played

  On 11/6/2009 at 3:12 AM, iamabe said:

my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm.

there she is, doing the dirty, closing her eyes and thinking of england, but you go and ruin it with some immature appreciation of comedic timing. sex is serious business, silence and grunting it's staples. i pray for your sake that you rid yourself of such a lighthearted disposition when in the bedroom.

  On 11/6/2009 at 3:12 AM, iamabe said:

my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm.

BJ while watching iron chef...?

I once got a BJ while watching ironside.

blowjobs are serious shit i guess.

if anything, i think this yet again reinforces that women should by all means give men nothing but constant grief, after all, you cant enjoy it, so why not make every other dick under the sun feel guilty for it?

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:33 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

Holy shit I find her really fucking cute.

i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:52 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up

ketchup titties?

what?

uh

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:54 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:52 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up

 

ketchup titties?

that sounds fucking delicious in some twisted way...

She is realy fucking cute don't even tell me shes not.

well, cute as in i would want to cut her eyes out and wear them on a pendant, yeah