this New Mexico soccer bitch is fucking dope!

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:53 AM, takeshi said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 10:43 PM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:21 PM, zaphod said:

what if she played against black girls from a rich neighborhood?

My moron-meter just bleeped intensively.

fixed

LOL

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:35 PM, Renivatio said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:30 AM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 12:59 AM, Renivatio said:

great. only from my fucking university. new mexico has the most worthless, retarded, backwards people this side of the united states.

 

Have you been to Oklahoma?

 

note that i said "this side of the united states," not the united states in general. i know there are worse ones out there, but for the southwest's sake, this takes it.

Gotcha. I actually like N.M. though but that said I've only visited. Personally I've run into more pricks in Colorado. And I'm in TX, which has the best and worst of everything.

  On 11/7/2009 at 6:58 PM, lumpenprol said:

her crazy look reminds me of fiona apple

i knooooooooooow right!

  On 11/7/2009 at 9:36 PM, idrn said:

haha cute

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:57 AM, beatfanatic said:

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:53 AM, takeshi said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 10:43 PM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:21 PM, zaphod said:

what if she played against black girls from a rich neighborhood?

My moron-meter just bleeped intensively.

fixed

 

LOL

But seriously, if Roxbury Community College had a women's soccer team and this bitch played against them, she'd be tearfully begging for mercy while yanking nail extensions out from her scalp.

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:53 AM, takeshi said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 10:43 PM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:21 PM, zaphod said:

what if she played against black girls from a rich neighborhood?

My moron-meter just bleeped intensively.

fixed

i dont get it

http://www.golobos.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/lambert_elizabeth00.html

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Born Elizabeth Ann Lambert on December 29, 1988 ... enjoys camping and surfing in her spare time ... favorite food is tacos ... is majoring in University Studies with a focus on Occupational Therapy.

  On 11/8/2009 at 4:10 AM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:35 PM, Renivatio said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:30 AM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 12:59 AM, Renivatio said:

great. only from my fucking university. new mexico has the most worthless, retarded, backwards people this side of the united states.

 

Have you been to Oklahoma?

 

note that i said "this side of the united states," not the united states in general. i know there are worse ones out there, but for the southwest's sake, this takes it.

 

Gotcha. I actually like N.M. though but that said I've only visited. Personally I've run into more pricks in Colorado. And I'm in TX, which has the best and worst of everything.

yeh, i hear ya. nm is excellent to visit, but not live in, especially the desert island city called albuquerque. ye, colorado wasn't terribly good either when i visited one time.

yeah if i saw her in public i'd ask for a hard punch to the gut. who could resist?

  On 11/8/2009 at 10:22 PM, zaphod said:

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:53 AM, takeshi said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 10:43 PM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 11/7/2009 at 5:21 PM, zaphod said:

what if she played against black girls from a rich neighborhood?

My moron-meter just bleeped intensively.

fixed

 

i dont get it

His original post implied "black girls from a rich neighborhood" was oxymoronic. I implied he was a moron for thinking so.

oh ok i thought you were saying i'm a moran

Coloreds have to stick together, Zaphod.

Besides the hair pulling, none of it looks that bad to me.

Tackling by the hair is legal in American football.

  On 11/9/2009 at 3:28 AM, scones to die for said:

 

http://www.golobos.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/lambert_elizabeth00.html

 

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Born Elizabeth Ann Lambert on December 29, 1988 ... enjoys camping and surfing in her spare time ... favorite food is tacos ... is majoring in University Studies with a focus on Occupational Therapy.

These would be considered full incentive materials for a proper stalk but I'm not into extreme sports anymore. In all seriousness shes would be one firey firecracker of a rape job. Especially being that shes all about taco's, figures she would be a dyke.

girls soccer lol

colorado takes a massive shit on texas

  On 11/7/2009 at 3:29 AM, Hoodie said:

when she pulls that girl to the ground, it looks fucking unreal. she's amazing.

hardcore kung-fu ownage.

if it was mma it would be excellent.

  On 11/9/2009 at 5:06 PM, Fred McGriff said:

colorado takes a massive shit on texas

Only geographically.

  On 11/9/2009 at 3:28 AM, scones to die for said:

 

http://www.golobos.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/lambert_elizabeth00.html

 

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Born Elizabeth Ann Lambert on December 29, 1988 ... enjoys camping and surfing in her spare time ... favorite food is tacos ... is majoring in University Studies with a focus on Occupational Therapy.

WTF are University Studies? Is that just a major for athletes that can't even pass muster in a general arts degree?

Follow up article in the New York Times.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/18/sports/soccer/18soccer.html

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She said she was taken aback at how the incident had been perceived by some as sexy catfighting between two women. She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, “Hey, we should meet up some time.”

 

“That appalled me,” Lambert said. “A lot of people think I have a lot of sexual aggression. I was like, ‘Whoa, no, I don’t feel that way at all.’ That’s bizarre and shocking to me.”

So much bullshit in that article.

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At the same time, she said other moments of aggressive play — in which Lambert elbowed a Brigham Young player in the back, received a yellow card for tripping, seemed to throw a punch at an opponent’s head and made a hard tackle from behind — came during the forceful, insistent play that routinely occurred in women’s soccer but might be misunderstood by casual fans.

As a non-casual fan and former player I can definitely say that elbowing players in the back isn't on.

And if you look at the video again and the incident towards the end at like :27 seconds...that is not part of normal physical play.

I would love to fuck her.

how do you pose for a picture like this?

15: so what do i do?

camera man: just pose like you always do

15: i'mma pose like i'm thinking about 9/11

all her remorse is fake, those cunts had it cummin

she a beautiful tornado of hate

Probably the worst player I've seen.