How big were the last tits you sucked on? Your mom doesn't count

b's.. I like 'em small and perky!

*fails to post pics, gets the fuck out*

When I get my Xbox fixed I'll do a live tit sucking session on video chat for y'all courtesy of Joyrex. Sorry no PS3 love there, lol.

  On 11/10/2009 at 9:16 PM, Rubin Farr said:

When I get my Xbox fixed I'll do a live tit sucking session on video chat for y'all courtesy of Joyrex. Sorry no PS3 love there, lol.

Brings new meaning to "red ring of death"

  On 11/10/2009 at 7:48 PM, Joyrex said:

I'm seeing lots of numbers, but no pics.

 

TITS OR GTFO

Didn't you see the Chinese hooker on page 1?

  On 11/10/2009 at 9:35 AM, lumpenprol said:

these were more like the third to last, but posting again to bask in the glory and for great justice:

I told you they existed.

nice zebra finch.

I figured you sods wouldn't know a great tit if you saw one.

you sucked a bird? that's terrible!

What's terrible is that it wasn't even a blue tit.

slapped my willy round some D's m8

some nicely tanned Cs

with brown nipples

  On 11/10/2009 at 10:27 PM, Braintree said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 7:48 PM, Joyrex said:

I'm seeing lots of numbers, but no pics.

 

TITS OR GTFO

 

Didn't you see the Chinese hooker on page 1?

The photos were taken so professionally with Lumpendrol's new camera, that Joyrex didn't suspect these to be from a WATMMer.

  On 11/10/2009 at 10:27 PM, Braintree said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 7:48 PM, Joyrex said:

I'm seeing lots of numbers, but no pics.

 

TITS OR GTFO

 

Didn't you see the Chinese hooker on page 1?

if i had a dollar for every time i heard that...

b cups all the way

  On 11/10/2009 at 5:29 PM, keltoi said:

eugh lumpenprol she's nasty!

but also looks like she'd have a decent attempt at breaking your lower spine in bed.

Bit of an ask for pics don't you think?

I don't think I could get away with it

  On 11/11/2009 at 2:30 AM, verticalhold said:

Bit of an ask for pics don't you think?

 

I don't think I could get away with it

crop out the face you wuss

B

  On 11/10/2009 at 5:29 PM, keltoi said:

eugh lumpenprol she's nasty!

Aw, I think she's cute, she just doesn't have any makeup on. What do you think's nasty about her? I think I may have been in China too long so I've adopted their idea of what's cute (though I am partial to the tomboy look). She also kind of reminds me of a fetus with tits, and how hot is that? Let me try attaching a few cuter pics:

  On 11/10/2009 at 10:37 PM, Yegg said:

 

I told you they existed.

I know, I was a fool for doubting you! Though they are very rare and therefore make this girl quite in demand.

  On 11/11/2009 at 2:27 AM, kaini said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 5:29 PM, keltoi said:

eugh lumpenprol she's nasty!

 

but also looks like she'd have a decent attempt at breaking your lower spine in bed.

Indeed...fun fact: she is the only girl I've come across in China who knows how to masturbate herself (at least, in front of a man). Most of the rest are like "why are you touching my pussy? And what do you want me to touch my pussy for? Ewww!" lol.

she looks a bit downs-y... in a good way

  On 11/11/2009 at 3:50 AM, kaini said:

she looks a bit downs-y... in a good way

actually she's a clever as fuck little con-artist from Anhui, if you show the least bit of naivete she will rip you off. She told me various elaborate stories to get money from me, including the sick grandmother, being disowned by her father, etc

you're an ice-cold motherfucker.... she'd have every credit card number in my wallet at this stage

poor downs girl with the sick granny :(

Well it's a good thing that once I'm done with them, I kill them and take my money back.

  On 11/11/2009 at 4:04 AM, kaini said:

you're an ice-cold motherfucker.... she'd have every credit card number in my wallet at this stage

 

poor downs girl with the sick granny :(

confession: the clothes you see her wearing in the photo shoot? She stole them from me the next day, put them in her bag while I wasn't looking, lol. Despite that we still talk by QQ (the chinese MSN). When all is said and done, the cost of the clothes she took is less than what it would have cost if she had charged me to take pictures of her. Plus she slept with me gratis. Have to take the good with the bad. But I know not to give her an inch or she'll take the proverbial mile.