what's for breakfast

ill pound three glasses of chicory, eat my johnnycakes, and then impale you and kaen on my penis, lethally erect from the fucking gorgeous meal i just devoured.

  On 11/11/2009 at 7:51 PM, sneaksta303 said:

Braintree - fuck off. Mushroom gravy? Fuck the fuck off hippie.

Well eat my dick if you want some meat. That mushroom gravy is THE SHIT.

  On 11/11/2009 at 11:48 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

ill pound three glasses of chicory, eat my johnnycakes, and then impale you and kaen on my penis, lethally erect from the fucking gorgeous meal i just devoured.

Well if you'd told me before any of this that you had a kaen penis it wouldn't have gone this far. Now look what we've done, we've got two Americans arguing over gravy.

'Mericans don't talk about dicks until threatened.

i think its part of the Declaration of Independence.

I think it's in the 2nd Amendment, actually.

prissy faggot breakfast nationalists turning their noses up over a picture of biscuits and gravy while prancing around a plate of pigs blood and beans. i've seen it all now.

last post

You're still a great cook Fred, and your duck looks sublime.

irrelevant

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said:

LOL at the English trying to tell us about what's good food

you lot have only existed for a few hundred years for fucks sake. all the food in this thread is either English (renamed incorrectly by yanks) or mexican. come back to the conversation when you've invented something other than a big mac.

go shove your breakfast nationalist propaganda up your butt

*inserts full english fried breakfast into rectum*

no black pudding / extra mushrooms

as a man who has dined on breakfast cuisines of many many nations, i have determined that breakfast burritos and biscuits and gravy are the only possible options for breakfast served by divinity in the afterlife. this isn't about whose little country perceives the most originality in their sad little cuisine, or about mistaking good taste for a poorly taken photograph, this transcends all that, and is infinitely more important. this is about breakfast in heaven, where there are no borders, and no arguments either for that matter.

but to stoop do the level of what this thread has become, dont knock biscuits and gravy till you've tried them. there is no better drunk breakfast, i dont know any single living human being that has been served them (so long as they've been prepared properly) to refuse on the grounds of some of these absolutely ridiculous breakfast nationalist arguments that i'm reading in this thread. they're fucking good, just as a breakfast burrito is good, just as a full english breakfast is good. a real cosmopolitan citizen of the culinary world would recognize this much quite easily and not waste time arguing who created what. that should be the last thing on your mind when you are putting tasty breakfast in your mouth.

last post, for real, i'm done with watmm.

god, i hope neither. i'd rather wake up in hell

not surprising, you have obvious issues in taste. have fun in hell.

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:00 AM, LUDD said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said:

LOL at the English trying to tell us about what's good food

 

 

 

 

you lot have only existed for a few hundred years for fucks sake. all the food in this thread is either English (renamed incorrectly by yanks) or mexican. come back to the conversation when you've invented something other than a big mac.

it's moments like this that remind me how much i hate being american. i feel like being born as one just makes me a dick, by default

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:18 AM, Fred McGriff said:

not surprising

i don't get it, how?

i like pancakes.

for real? you buy into that empty argument? you make me hate being an american.

pancakes, waffles, and french toast aren't choices? what bullshit

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:21 AM, Fred McGriff said:

for real? you buy into that empty argument? you make me hate being an american.

good, that was my goal

LOL

This is bordering on surreal.

this thread is invigorating. it makes the internet feel like real life

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

penultimate post

ultimate post

  On 11/11/2009 at 3:00 PM, LUDD said:

I would feel uneasy about serving this to a dog for breakfast

  On 11/11/2009 at 3:00 PM, LUDD said:

it's like the most vulgar, lowest common denominator of food, like the culinary equivalent of Will and Grace

  On 11/11/2009 at 3:28 PM, keltoi said:

maybe this thread should be 'what's for breakfast in a dumpster?'

  On 11/11/2009 at 7:12 PM, LUDD said:

so the orange stuff is grated carrot???

PS. This black pudding thing sounds foul

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:22 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

pancakes, waffles, and french toast aren't choices? what bullshit

 

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:21 AM, Fred McGriff said:

for real? you buy into that empty argument? you make me hate being an american.

 

good, that was my goal

no just kidding, your opinions dont actually have any impact on how i feel about myself. but, if you are genuinely ashamed to be an american because of ludd's argument then you have self confidence issues, which means you have a tiny pee-pee.

pancakes, waffles, and french toast are very juvenile options by the way. far too sweet to be the first breakfast served in the afterlife. i'm not saying they're aren't good, but lol, what a ridiculous idea.

  On 11/12/2009 at 2:27 AM, verticalhold said:

PS. This black pudding thing sounds foul

just wait till you see white pudding

in fact don't wait....

christ imagine that without the sprig of parsley and coriander seeds(?) which are clearly there only to indicate that that thing is a foodstuff

  On 11/11/2009 at 11:42 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

who the fuck eats baked beans with breakfast?

 

if we ever decide to war with you brits, im volunteering the front line.

 

fuck you and your nonsense breakfasts.

we eat a lot of ridiculous things. not just for breakfast, but any meal