OneToThirtySix Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) On 11/15/2009 at 2:50 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: Doesn't sound like a very satisfying job. I think it's a blessing you didnt get that job. It may have haunted you. Imagine coming home every day after seeing those horrors. You'd find it pretty hard to get aroused after seeing some of the shit that went on at that farm. I heard from one guy that had worked there that he witnessed another worker doing a sex to a dead chicken, so I don't know that I would have to worry about arousal, I'd just bring a camera so my wife could watch it and jump me with horny gusto after a few minutes of viewing. Besides, they're just chickens. They have no shame or ethics or morals to abide by. They're pretty much worthless except to be eaten and fucked. *waits for vegetarian inferno* Edited November 15, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Don't underestimate the chicken. They are part of the bird family. Would you fuck a hawk? Banging a chickens butt is the same ball park. How can a guy fit his dick inside a chicken anyway? It's surely too tight? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 they're well stupid too. i used to startle and chase the chickens that wandered into our garden when we lived on that farm, and you could corner them against a flat section of wall. it apparently doesn't occur to them to run to the left or right lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) On 11/15/2009 at 3:20 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: Don't underestimate the chicken. They are part of the bird family. Would you fuck a hawk? Banging a chickens butt is the same ball park. How can a guy fit his dick inside a chicken anyway? It's surely too tight? You're just getting wank material out of me now, aren't you? Anyway, a dead chicken is much more relaxed (like a drunk date that smoked some weed and took a hit of E before the rohypnol hits), providing a passage just large enough for the average man to derive some sort of sick pleasure from the avian corpse. Edited November 15, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Well, the chicken must have one rag ass pussy to be able to accodate the average man. Loose as a goose pussy. Now print the last page of this thread off and start wanking immediately. Here is a bonus photo increase the arousal: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 On 11/15/2009 at 3:25 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: Well, the chicken must have one rag ass pussy to be able to accodate the average man. I never said he was using the vagina. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Then the only other avenue for his glans to explore would be the chickens butt. And that would be even tighter i would imagine. Dirty bugger must a needle dick. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 maybe he was sucking the chicken off Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 When I was in Cornwall, there was a story bout man who got caught shagging a frozen chicken in an Asda. Don't think it were richard... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 pretty sure one of the track titles on Drukqs is Cornish for "I had sex with a frozen chicken in Asda" make of that what you will Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 On 11/15/2009 at 9:22 PM, LUDD said: pretty sure one of the track titles on Drukqs is Cornish for "I had sex with a frozen chicken in Asda" make of that what you will This is the joining of two of his song titles actually. Agiespolis and flim. Agiespolisflim is the art of fucking a frozen chicken in Asda. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 On 11/15/2009 at 2:39 PM, LUDD said: id rather be homeless and poor and hungry than do any of the jobs in the meat industry yeah that's why I quit the butcher job. But I'm not homeless (yet) and just had a grilled ham and cheese sandwich with a side of dr. pepper and I'm about to spark a splif so I'm ok. Also, watch "Meet your Meat". It's lol but I'm sure there are SOME facts involved. I dunno it turned me into a vegetarian for 3.5 years... I eat meat now though... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 On 11/15/2009 at 11:42 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 11/15/2009 at 9:22 PM, LUDD said: pretty sure one of the track titles on Drukqs is Cornish for "I had sex with a frozen chicken in Asda" make of that what you will This is the joining of two of his song titles actually. Agiespolis and flim. Agiespolisflim is the art of fucking a frozen chicken in Asda in Cornwall. Just added a slight correction to that for you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Good work! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) On 11/15/2009 at 6:18 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: Then the only other avenue for his glans to explore would be the chickens butt. And that would be even tighter i would imagine. Dirty bugger must a needle dick. lol, chickens just have one opening. The cloaca (you know, what Romans called a sewer) - everything passes through it. Inside there is a separate opening that the droppings come through, but it all exits through the same hole...eggs, anyone? Edited November 16, 2009 by lumpenprol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 lump you seem to have intimate knowledge Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yeah wtf dude lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 i didnt read the thread but fred is bullshit. he runs around in the woods shooting deer with assault rifles. and now he feels bad for chickens. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 i've never been hunting before but in a perfect world i think that's how i would be getting my meat, from wild animals in the wild. i'd go out into the colorado highlands and shoot me some colorado lamb. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 On 11/14/2009 at 9:13 PM, Fred McGriff said: On 11/14/2009 at 6:55 PM, Gump said: sheep give birth to little lambs, the lambs then live in the fields with the sheep until they are in prime lamb condition. then we kill them and eat them. lamb is the best meat. LAMB you have to feel sorry for the little lamb chaps but lets be honest here, they taste fucking delicious. yeah this is another thread brewing up in me. i crave lamb a lot these days and had some really really good lamb last night. deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelish We did too! We don't usually buy big meat chunks but we got a lamb shank and braise that fucka w some mushrooms in a white wine reduction. We also made sweet potato spoon bread which had goat cheese in it holy fucking shit FUUUUUUUUUUUU--*i came* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) On 11/16/2009 at 4:26 PM, ET said: i didnt read the thread but fred is bullshit. he runs around in the woods shooting deer with assault rifles. and now he feels bad for chickens. To be fair dude, this about the life it leads before it becomes food. The deer will have led an absolutely natural and free life up untill its slaughtering, you might say this is how all meet should be caught. Edited November 16, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 meat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 On 11/16/2009 at 5:51 PM, keltoi said: meat I was using a double meaning, it's pronounced the same as meet. But also includes the scenario of man meating animal in Wood and making contact. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 night Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Heet. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50696-free-rangecage-free-chickens/page/3/#findComment-1166901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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