squarepusher Life Size Squarepusher Cardboard Cutout!!!

does anyone have a suitable ultra high res pic of squarepusher playing the bass that i can use to make my very own squarepusher cardboard cutout?? can you imagine, listening to solo electric bass 1, with a cardboard cutout of tom jenkinson standing in your room. it'd be like your very own bedroom live performance with SQUAREPUSHER!!!!!

is anyone friendly enough with squarepusher, but disloyal enough to betray their friendship and get the ultra high res pic of him playing the bass that i'm so incredibly credibly after and post it on watmm?? THANKS WATMM I KNEW YOU'D PULL THROUGH :)

lol

haha. yeah.

i AM serious though! printing/constructing it would be totally possible. it's just a matter of having a suitable pic.

only nekkid ones

LOL. although... that would mean you could change his clothes and have a new squarepusher every day. lol, have a smooth undetailed groin barby + ken style.

i carved him into a hedge out back

lol

I'd paint you one life size and very realistic if you would then pay me and we could exchange goods and maybe go for a beer and become friends.

Or something.

the gay stench in this thread is suffocating. like that scene in the matrix

  On 11/24/2009 at 11:49 PM, oscillik said:

the gay stench in this thread is suffocating. like that scene in the matrix

jealous?

  On 11/24/2009 at 11:24 PM, gaarg said:

I'd paint you one life size and very realistic if you would then pay me and we could exchange goods and maybe go for a beer and become friends.

Or something.

YES!

only i dont live in Slovenia...

  On 11/25/2009 at 12:23 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 11/24/2009 at 11:49 PM, oscillik said:

the gay stench in this thread is suffocating. like that scene in the matrix

like which scene?

 

also I wish tom could see this thread.

lol. i imagine its the scene where neo touches the mirror and then the metallic liquid covers his body and goes into his mouth.

i imagine tom would have a laugh and understand this is all meant as good natured silliness. then he'd co-operate and send me a high rez pic, and i'd get it printed onto cardboard and have a life size squarepusher!! %_%

I hope he's referring to the "rave" scene in the matrix reloaded, that was special.

  On 11/25/2009 at 12:51 PM, Gocab said:

I hope he's referring to the "rave" scene in the matrix reloaded, that was special.

that's what came to my mind first. Fuck that scene is gayer than a bag of dicks.

  On 11/25/2009 at 7:16 PM, sneaksta303 said:

gayer than a bag of dicks.

lol, i remember you saying that over a year ago and i thought it was hilarious

I have a soft spot for "The Matrix" as a whole, despite some warts....

man. the original matrix had such an impakt on me as a kid. watched it so many fucken times on vhs. then a little more on dvd.

one of those films that you'd watch every day after school, memorise every scene, every line. it was the perfect sci fi action film. perfect perfect perfect.

sure the later ones were crappy, but im NOT gonna let them take away what the first one gave me.

probably saw the first matrix when i was 10 or so.

  On 11/26/2009 at 8:25 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

IMO IMO

get that shit outta here

You guys make me feel old sometimes.

YOU'RE OLD ALL THE TIME!

interesting this thread is now about the matrix... damn good film, when my family got a surround sound system after it came out on DVD I would watch this movie and certain scenes almost daily. hearing the bullets whiz past my head, was like learning a new sense, a new feeling. it was the definition of movie magic.

the new ones are a pile of shit

  On 11/25/2009 at 7:16 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 12:51 PM, Gocab said:

I hope he's referring to the "rave" scene in the matrix reloaded, that was special.

 

that's what came to my mind first. Fuck that scene is gayer than a bag of dicks.

Suck A Bag of Dicks

  On 11/27/2009 at 7:01 AM, ryanmcallister said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 7:16 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 12:51 PM, Gocab said:

I hope he's referring to the "rave" scene in the matrix reloaded, that was special.

 

that's what came to my mind first. Fuck that scene is gayer than a bag of dicks.

Suck A Bag of Dicks

lol I've seen his name on paper before but never saw him. I think maybe I get him confused with that other guy with 2 letters instead of a last name.