Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i went back to flush but that sucker was probably halfway to city park lake already. you wanna talk about smooth... couldnt have hand-rolled it better myself. what a pleasant treat. it's gonna be a great weekend, folks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Related: I just found Joyrex's tech support - http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066 (read the third paragraph) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I just had a "braid". 2 different shades of brown, intertwined. 12 in long. was quite pretty really. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 8:40 PM, chenGOD said: Related: I just found Joyrex's tech support - http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066 (read the third paragraph) fucking lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 you didn't wipe even once just to check? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 *squats it down* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 9:34 PM, keltoi said: you didn't wipe even once just to check? you gotta be confident sometimes. there's nothing more manly than dropping a deuce and pulling up your pants. be sure to stare the next person you see down afterwards. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 You should now go play Buck Hunter at the bar and scratch your ass with the gun tip in between levels! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 yeah man that's going to get itchy. you should have at least popped a digit in for a moisture test. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 if it's itchy then it aint a no-wiper. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 please keep me up to date on any developments. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 We call this "the cleansweep" around my neck of the woods. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170795 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 10:13 PM, keltoi said: please keep me up to date on any developments. *stares you down* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said: oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean... Pop that shit straight back on the roll. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i had another of them no poop poops yesterday. you sit, shit then look down for a quick check and the bowl is empty. where did it go? i forget whether there was wipage. phantom poo. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 or blow your nose Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 "The most unusual was from a VP who brought it back with shit all over the keyboard. His claim was that he was working while defecating, and it fell into the toilet. We believed him up until we had to transfer the data off, and found several pictures of people in fecal acts." Fucking lol, that is amazing. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 No wipers are the bomb. It's an intuitive thing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 *checks pm box* no developements as yet. *sets alarm* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I had quite the opposite happen to me... I must have wiped 5-6 times and each time I found more and more shit.... I ended up just taking a shower. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all I wish I had a camera Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1170948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 1:55 AM, Fishtank said: I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all I wish I had a camera Are you black and do you still have your dick? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1171057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I almost shit my pants earlier just trying to make it to the toilet. Fucking stairs are the worst when you're about to burst. Had a little food poisoning. It sucks when you just finished wiping and have to shit again. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/#findComment-1171095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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