i just had a no-wiper

i went back to flush but that sucker was probably halfway to city park lake already. you wanna talk about smooth... couldnt have hand-rolled it better myself. what a pleasant treat. it's gonna be a great weekend, folks.

Related:

I just found Joyrex's tech support -

http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066

(read the third paragraph)

I just had a "braid". 2 different shades of brown, intertwined. 12 in long. was quite pretty really.

  On 11/20/2009 at 8:40 PM, chenGOD said:

Related:

I just found Joyrex's tech support -

http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066

 

(read the third paragraph)

fucking lol

you didn't wipe even once just to check?

*squats it down*

  On 11/20/2009 at 9:34 PM, keltoi said:

you didn't wipe even once just to check?

you gotta be confident sometimes. there's nothing more manly than dropping a deuce and pulling up your pants. be sure to stare the next person you see down afterwards.

You should now go play Buck Hunter at the bar and scratch your ass with the gun tip in between levels!

yeah man that's going to get itchy.

you should have at least popped a digit in for a moisture test.

if it's itchy then it aint a no-wiper.

please keep me up to date on any developments.

oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean...

We call this "the cleansweep" around my neck of the woods.

  On 11/20/2009 at 10:13 PM, keltoi said:

please keep me up to date on any developments.

*stares you down*

  On 11/20/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said:

oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean...

Pop that shit straight back on the roll.

i had another of them no poop poops yesterday. you sit, shit then look down for a quick check and the bowl is empty. where did it go? i forget whether there was wipage. phantom poo.

or blow your nose

"The most unusual was from a VP who brought it back with shit all over the keyboard. His claim was that he was working while defecating, and it fell into the toilet. We believed him up until we had to transfer the data off, and found several pictures of people in fecal acts."

Fucking lol, that is amazing.

No wipers are the bomb. It's an intuitive thing.

*checks pm box*

no developements as yet.

*sets alarm*

sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe

I had quite the opposite happen to me... I must have wiped 5-6 times and each time I found more and more shit.... I ended up just taking a shower.

I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all

I wish I had a camera

  On 11/21/2009 at 1:55 AM, Fishtank said:

I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all

I wish I had a camera

Are you black and do you still have your dick?

I almost shit my pants earlier just trying to make it to the toilet. Fucking stairs are the worst when you're about to burst. Had a little food poisoning. It sucks when you just finished wiping and have to shit again.