keltoi Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 *alarm wakes to a jolt* itchy? *presses snooze* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Mine was like a CoCo Pops ad but with less animals. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said: sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said: On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said: sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 8:00 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said: On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said: sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had. when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 8:07 AM, Fred McGriff said: On 11/21/2009 at 8:00 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said: On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said: sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had. when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love. Mate I love to see people who don't suffer from the illness having a few drinks and enjoying themselves, I know what it feels like and it's well deserved mate. Crack on :), you're right though I don't like people pussy footing around me with drink jsut coz I don't drink, I'd rather they jsut get on with it and be themselves. One love! On that note, right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 *prints thread* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 On 11/21/2009 at 8:24 AM, abusivegeorge said: right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley. oh god yes! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower. I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off. Edited November 22, 2009 by Great Maker ShaiHulud Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Since reading this thread I've had two massive non wipers. Thanks Fred. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 i'm getting these golf balls ones, perfectly round Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1171600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Public toilets are purely emergency. I can't conceive of how people can sit on some of these monstrosities. Ive seen people walk into stalls drop trou and shit within seconds on toilets that clearly needed a 10 minute cleaning job. For home use a bidet is on my wishlist Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol.. so true.. especially at airports or any place where 10,000+ people have laid their bare ass where you are about to. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Dont be such a vagine. Its only your arse. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 On 11/22/2009 at 2:31 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said: I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower. I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off. I would've done a waist down shower, 17 wipers can be a real bitch. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 fucking lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1172784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 On 11/23/2009 at 6:45 PM, Joyrex said: On 11/23/2009 at 6:16 PM, marf said: ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger? I hate pre-flushing - I don't like the water swirling feeling on my ass - especially in public toilets, where the suction can tend to be rather powerful. i love water swirling feeling on my ass Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1173739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 (edited) Decipher: How many brazen ones constitute a glory pouch? Edited November 27, 2009 by AJW Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50883-i-just-had-a-no-wiper/page/2/#findComment-1175394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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