i just had a no-wiper

*alarm wakes to a jolt*

itchy?

*presses snooze*

Mine was like a CoCo Pops ad but with less animals.

  On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said:

sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe

this made me lol hard.

i'm top 10 drunk.

  On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said:

sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe

 

this made me lol hard.

 

i'm top 10 drunk.

Did you have wine with the somellier?

  On 11/21/2009 at 8:00 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said:

sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe

 

this made me lol hard.

 

i'm top 10 drunk.

 

Did you have wine with the somellier?

i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had.

when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love.

  On 11/21/2009 at 8:07 AM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 8:00 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 7:58 AM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 11/21/2009 at 1:28 AM, yek said:

sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe

 

this made me lol hard.

 

i'm top 10 drunk.

 

Did you have wine with the somellier?

 

i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had.

 

when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love.

Mate I love to see people who don't suffer from the illness having a few drinks and enjoying themselves, I know what it feels like and it's well deserved mate. Crack on :), you're right though I don't like people pussy footing around me with drink jsut coz I don't drink, I'd rather they jsut get on with it and be themselves. One love!

On that note, right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley.

*prints thread*

  On 11/21/2009 at 8:24 AM, abusivegeorge said:

right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley.

oh god yes!

I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower.

I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off.

Since reading this thread I've had two massive non wipers. Thanks Fred.

i'm getting these golf balls ones, perfectly round

ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger?

Public toilets are purely emergency. I can't conceive of how people can sit on some of these monstrosities. Ive seen people walk into stalls drop trou and shit within seconds on toilets that clearly needed a 10 minute cleaning job.

For home use a bidet is on my wishlist

lol.. so true.. especially at airports or any place where 10,000+ people have laid their bare ass where you are about to.

Dont be such a vagine. Its only your arse.

  On 11/22/2009 at 2:31 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower.

 

I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off.

I would've done a waist down shower, 17 wipers can be a real bitch.

fucking lol

  On 11/23/2009 at 6:45 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 6:16 PM, marf said:

ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger?

 

I hate pre-flushing - I don't like the water swirling feeling on my ass - especially in public toilets, where the suction can tend to be rather powerful.

i love water swirling feeling on my ass

Decipher:

How many brazen ones constitute a glory pouch?