replace one letter in the title of a famous movie

20010: A Space Odyssey

A dogme film about a group of stoners in Washington dc.  One of them might be a paedophile.  There's an infamous penis shot.

Bar of the worlds

Tom Cruise stars in this unofficial sequel to Cocktail, doing none of his own stunts.

Hot Shits!

Hilarious gross out comedy about the Dave Matthews band tour bus incident. Chicago tourism will never be the same.

Gays of thunder

This is the eight film in the Thor franchise. 

  On 7/8/2020 at 11:58 PM, Gocab said:

Dave Matthews band tour bus incident.

was this for real though???  haven't heard about it before...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

  On 7/9/2020 at 12:24 AM, Gocab said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

yeah yeah i did a search, i was just expressing my surprise... shit's crazy lol

  On 7/9/2020 at 12:24 AM, Gocab said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

Edit to keep on topic: Yawn of the Dead.

doctor sheep - kids movie where ewan mcgregor plays the role of a sheep who's a veterinarian...

the rise of sky wanker - porn flick where instead of a light saber luke has a dildo saber and makes use of the force to deceive young girls into having sex with him...

alita: cattle angel - when Alita awakens, she has no memory of who she is, nor does she have any recognition of the world she finds herself in... as she learns to navigate her new life and the green fields of Cornwall, she finds a passion for cattle and becomes an herdswoman...

the germinator - a cyborg is sent back in time from 2029 to 1984 to impregnate Sarah Connor, whose son winds up working in a gas station, pumping the gas every night, in a post-apocalyptic future...

A-man (Amen) - a story based on real events where a mutant priest goes on a spree around the world using his superpowers to convert non-believers to Christianity...

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Deaf

I'm not angry, just disappointed.These two have been up for several days and have 1 like each.

  On 7/7/2020 at 7:50 PM, kakapo said:

A bout de soufflé

It's a 1950s nouvelle vague film about a chef running out of eggs.

 

Yes, this requires the most cursory of knowledge of the French language, cuisine and cinema, but surely that isn't beyond watmm.  It's telling that the only like was from someone French.  Yes, it's gentle humour, but it's sophisticated and wouldn't be out of place on a vintage episode of Just a Minute.  It's clearly several leagues above 'don't tell mom the babysitter's deaf', as I'm sure Yek himself would agree.  Although clearly not IDEM, who I'm having real problems understanding how he maintains basic cognitive function.  I suspect he was a persistent bedwetter as a child.  Possibly into early adulthood also.      

  On 7/8/2020 at 11:17 PM, kakapo said:

Caravan of Courage: A Woke Adventure

An ensemble cast of indeterminate gender and ethnicity star as a group of friends travelling across the US in a caravan to join CHAZ.

 

This ones a little bit more topical, little bit more of an edge, thought it would be right up watmm's street.  No, just 1 like also.  I could have made it edgier.  The original draft had a Lara Rix-Martin/Wicket joke in there, but I thought I'd keep it punchy.

Joyrex has over 1,000 reputation.  Let that sink in.  He's barely sentient after spending 20 years plugged into the watmm mainframe, just a hollow shell of a man, all sunken eyes, sitting in his dressing gown with his pallid ballsack dangling pendulously over the edge of the home office chair like some sort of H.R. Giger executive toy.  Let's make reputation actually mean something.

This isn't about me, I don't do this for my benefit.  I'm trying to help you all.  Bringing a little bit of sunshine into your drab lives.  You need to try and better yourselves.  Try a bit harder, that's all I'm asking.       

I think the problem was pacing, those were good posts.

Schindler's Pist

Omfg

  On 7/10/2020 at 10:00 PM, IDEM said:

Schindler's Pist

I think the thread should be amended so that we can replace a letter from the altered movie titles already posted in the thread.  That way I can post:

Schindler's Piss

And the next poster can post Schindler's Puss...

Then Schindler's Tuss...

...and so on, and so on.

Semen

Beverly Kills Cop

Postession

A guy is compulsively posting childish nonsense on wattm, later we find out he's been braindead since birth, his wife is not happy.

  On 7/13/2020 at 2:57 PM, Gocab said:

Postession

A guy is compulsively posting childish nonsense on wattm, later we find out he's been braindead since birth, his wife is not happy.

So has it leak then... How was it? Title gives the impression it's a giallo... 

I Shit Andy Warhol

do you need a synopsis really?

The X Piles

  Quote

Mulder and Scully must fight the government in a fecal matter and find the truth about an alien colonoscopy on earth.

Done With The Mind

Cumbo

The Cum of All Fears 

Clear and Present Donger

Pube

The Green Bile

Birds of Pissage

Infinity Poos