Im watching Alien for the first time

any tips? should i be shocked? amazed? disgusted? disappointed? i dont really know how to feel about this.

cant wait for the chesthugger though

watching the directors cut btw.

fuckin a, Macguyver is in it?

im already impressed.

be on the lookout for Ash's titty twister.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc2QXeQXZ8c

gaaah cant watch it spoilers nooooo

man they just cant make movies like that anymore....my favorite parts of these space horror movies are always when the gang meets up around the dinner table and talks about whatever.

And then the first guy to crack a joke or fart is usually the second to die.

oh yeah, spoilers.

oops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boOCiAvtdQ

wait, what the fuck?

there's a fucking cat on board? a fucking cat?

fuck this movie, im done. im fuckin done.

fuckin cats in a goddamn spacecraft horror movie bullshit.

thats like not having seen star wars or the exorcist

alien is fantastic

yeah and i know why now cuz theres a fucking cat on this bullshit spaceship with fuckin laser guns n shit fightin aliens this is bullshit fuck this shit fucking cats get outta here. lemme guess the cat survives. bullshit, fuck this.

ugotchu sigourknee cleavr unoe unoe m8

lemme guess the fucking cat hits a self-destruct button and wipes out the alien colony, thus saving the entire crew fuck this shit

LOL @ first time followed by LOL at denial of cat.

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:26 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

fuckin a, Macguyver is in it?

 

im already impressed.

No, he isn't actually.

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:33 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:26 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

fuckin a, Macguyver is in it?

 

im already impressed.

 

No, he isn't actually.

thats why I turned it off you fucking queerboat. well, actually because theres a goddamn cat in the goddamn futuristic spacecraft, but im not fucking impressed anymore.

the cat is an metaphor dude

youre not thinking critically

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:09 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

lemme guess the fucking cat hits a self-destruct button and wipes out the alien colony, thus saving the entire crew fuck this shit

lol

You gotta make it to the end of the film, Smetty. Otherwise you'll miss Sigourney wearing the world's smallest pair of panties.

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:52 AM, takeshi said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:09 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

lemme guess the fucking cat hits a self-destruct button and wipes out the alien colony, thus saving the entire crew fuck this shit

 

lol

 

You gotta make it to the end of the film, Smetty. Otherwise you'll miss Sigourney wearing the world's smallest pair of panties.

omg best part ever

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:52 AM, takeshi said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 5:09 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

lemme guess the fucking cat hits a self-destruct button and wipes out the alien colony, thus saving the entire crew fuck this shit

 

lol

 

You gotta make it to the end of the film, Smetty. Otherwise you'll miss Sigourney weavering the world's smallest pair of panties.

alright, so after beating the shit out of my wall i forced myself to watch the rest of this movie.

i initially gave it 9/10, simply because you can see the brilliance in just about every shot and scene in the movie, the sparse soundtrack, the spacecrafts, the vent scene, the Giger designs,

but because there was a FUCKING cat in a goddamn spaceship in a goddamn horror movie, AND IT SURVIVES TO THE END OF THE MOVIE, i now rate it 3/10 stars. a completely unrealistic over sympathetic feline piece of shit.

Seriously dude you might have just got yourself a perma ban.

no fuck you,

i like my space horror movies WITHOUT FUCKING UNHARMED CATS

maybe i would have, maybe, just maybe would I have let it go if the cat was brutally decapitated or torn in half by the Alien when it walks by the caged cat, but the fucking alien LEAVES IT ALONE

WTF IS WRONG WITH THE FILM WORLD jesus christ why is an animal fucking not allowed to die?

i swear to god if the cat was killed in that movie it probably would have been ranked in the top 10 shocking horror movie scenes on Bravo special.

fuck that cat, fuck that cat, fuck this movie, and fuck that cat.

CATS IN SPACE 4EVERR

but see he's doin his own thing jammin on a moog or whatever.

hes cool just stay the fuck out of my space movies.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?